Today, in an attempt to potty train my step-son, my boyfriend and I put underwear on him, hoping that when he peed himself, he would realize using the potty is the way to go. Instead, he peed while sitting on the couch, got up, took off the underwear, and then switched seats. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my 2-year-old son figured out that if he takes his pull-up off and DOESN'T go on the potty, he can pee all over things. FML
Today, in an attempt to potty train my 2-year-old, I sat her on the toilet and waited for several minutes. I finally gave up and lifted her off the toilet just in time for her to pee on my new shoes. FML
Today, I found out my husband potty trained my stubborn three year-old son who prefers diapers. He managed this by peeing with him and "sword-fighting" with their urine streams. I now have to clean pee off the ground every time he urinates. FML
Today, my son learned how to use the toilet for the first time. He was so excited he started peeing on the floor. FML
Today, I've been potty training my son and almost all of his clothes have been peed on, but for some reason I thought it would be a good idea to do all the laundry together. When I was getting it out of the dryer, everything smelled like pee. FML
Today, my two year-old is being potty trained. He got the gist of it and actually did #1 and #2 in the potty and after our little celebratory dance, I went to get him a cookie (which took me two seconds). I come back to see him covered in shit and pee because he tried to go empty the potty himself. FML
Today, I finally convinced my son to use the potty. Later, he saw a show on TV about a toilet monster. Now he's too scared to even step foot into the bathroom. Here's to another few months of diaper changes. FML
Today, I thought it would be a good idea to let my 19-month-old son watch me pee, since I'm trying to potty train him. I didn't consider that he might try to grab my penis. When he did, I was startled and peed all over the floor and my son. Good job dad. FML
Today, my son pooped in his diaper and managed to somehow take it off without my knowledge. He then sat down on the carpet and imitated a dog with worms, all the way down the hallway, through the living room, and into my bedroom. FML
Today, I was desperate to teach my 2-year old to use her potty. I had to pee, and thought maybe she would learn by watching me use it. Everything was going well, until I realized that I had a long pee. So long that it overfilled her potty all over. FML
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AlexaWuzHere 31
At least he knows how to problem solve?
wolfgold2 20
He's got his priorities straight.
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wolfgold2 20
He's got his priorities straight.
maddiecat 32
How is he your stepson if you're not married to your boyfriend?
ThatOneGuy719 16
There's the possibility that they're so close and she considers him her stepson
extremeranger1 8
just force his ass down on the potty, give one two hard slaps on his face and done...kids need to be hit seeing how this new generation is turning out
loooloool 13
I think that's child abuse #38 and why hit a kid to potty train him that's cruel...
extremeranger1 8
ZOMGGG!@ CHILD ABUSEEEARGHH@! calm ur ****...hit him so we rid of the lazy fatasses in this world
HeyTherexxx 21
That's unfortunately not child abuse. It's somewhat extreme discipline. At least where I live it is.
JAKASS200 5
Did you make him lick the pee?
VeganVampyre 27
They could be common law... That's pretty common :P
Han1156 23
#75 what kind of sick question is that?
falconjade 19
87, I believe it's a method they use to potty train cats, so hopefully 75 was making a joke. If he wasn't then I'm a little disgusted
AlexaWuzHere 31
At least he knows how to problem solve?
Orion_Knight78 10
When I was a kid I didn't know how to problem solve, so he's getting far.
Credibleskills 28
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
"Problem solve"
lexiieeex3 32
Smart kid.
Shayaan 10
Someone give this kid a cookie
lexi365 20
#27, What?
narrowords 18
Well, at least he has motivation.
weveallbeenthere 30
smart kid, he learned he doesn't like being wet or sitting on a wet spot.
GnomeInSpace 11
I don't think anyone likes sitting on a wet spot. c;
onlychildFTW 34
Wet spots suck. Never sit in them. I don't think anyone likes sitting in a wet spot. Water or pee. OP a good idea is underwear under a diaper. It is VERY uncomfy and He will still feel wet and furniture is saved.
STEALTHHUNTER88 13
This kid'll be in algebra at 5.
MAD01502 20
Children are shameless...
meepmerp 20
For having accidents when learning to use the bathroom for the first times in their life?
it__happens 17
Tsk tsk sounds like you got yourself a rebel
Indianboy9321 25
You have one boss of a kid!
sunnyray812 42
You got a smart kid there. He's going somewhere. :)
illegalbeagle69 23
Yeah, but not to the toilet
Oliok 19
You might want to tell him what the toilet is for first op ;P