Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I realized that my pubes are longer than my penis itself. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Fat man pube
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Letting yourself go
Today, after months of isolating and shielding, suffering through the isolation of having caught COVID and letting my hygiene, diet and exercise programme go to shit, I can officially say my pubes are now longer than my penis, but it’s ok because my belly now hangs over my belt so I can’t even see it anyway. FML
Sammylad
United Kingdom
Today, I was giving a talk in class, when halfway through someone pointed out that my pubes were sticking out my trousers. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I'm dating a guy who's back hair is longer than his dick. FML
Anonymous
Today, I realized how bad my grey hair problem has gotten as I noticed I had grey pubes. I'm only 23. FML
Hairy_Potter
S?o Paulo, Brazil
Today, I had to accept the fact that I'm going bald, after I noticed the hair on my chest is longer than the hair on my head. FML
glitterzebra
United States
Today, I realized that I can tell how long it has been since I have been with a guy, by the length of my leg hair. FML
dawg3360
Canada
Today, I noticed I have to lift up my fat to see my penis. FML
cogu
France
Today, I realized my girlfriend has more hair on her abdomen than I have on mine. FML
davidthegreat
Japan 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had to come to terms with the fact that I'm getting older because my pubic hair is turning white. FML
John Doe
🌶️ Spicy
Shaving!
Today, my girlfriend told me that if I shaved, my penis might seem bigger. FML
Top comments
bhurberry 0
:( Cut your pubes then..
Nerry_fml 0
time to do some manscaping.
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Comments (432)
Krista835 5
Well for your sake hopefully your pubes are really long instead of your dick being small, but whatever the case you should at least trim your pubes..
nirenna 6
didn't need to know that...
CashCaTroy14 0
justin? is that u
ilikeemsmall 4
You guys that are worrying yourself over having a little dick are looking at the situation all wrong. Your small dick is HER problem. As long as it gets you off, it's still fine!
justanotherbird 19
In the words of so many guys commenting on similar FMLs by girls: "YDI, shave that disgusting shit!"
Erindub 0
YUCKY! Trim that sh*t up already
Fr3nChii 0
sweety datz soooo TRAGIC! fyl 4real
Thesameasbefore 0
Just because you're a guy doesn't man that you shouldn't be trimming down there. Girls don't like nasty long pubes either!
KaskStunter 4
Make some rasta with these.
kay_joey 0
That sucks man. =P