Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I realized that my pubes are longer than my penis itself. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Fat man pube
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Letting yourself go
Today, after months of isolating and shielding, suffering through the isolation of having caught COVID and letting my hygiene, diet and exercise programme go to shit, I can officially say my pubes are now longer than my penis, but it’s ok because my belly now hangs over my belt so I can’t even see it anyway. FML
Sammylad
United Kingdom
Today, I was giving a talk in class, when halfway through someone pointed out that my pubes were sticking out my trousers. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I'm dating a guy who's back hair is longer than his dick. FML
Anonymous
Today, I realized how bad my grey hair problem has gotten as I noticed I had grey pubes. I'm only 23. FML
Hairy_Potter
S?o Paulo, Brazil
Today, I had to accept the fact that I'm going bald, after I noticed the hair on my chest is longer than the hair on my head. FML
glitterzebra
United States
Today, I realized that I can tell how long it has been since I have been with a guy, by the length of my leg hair. FML
dawg3360
Canada
Today, I noticed I have to lift up my fat to see my penis. FML
cogu
France
Today, I realized my girlfriend has more hair on her abdomen than I have on mine. FML
davidthegreat
Japan 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had to come to terms with the fact that I'm getting older because my pubic hair is turning white. FML
John Doe
🌶️ Spicy
Shaving!
Today, my girlfriend told me that if I shaved, my penis might seem bigger. FML
Top comments
bhurberry 0
:( Cut your pubes then..
Nerry_fml 0
time to do some manscaping.
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cloe2592 0
it's time time to shave buddy!!!!
jholaway11 0
baby penis
extreme944 0
I bet the lady's love that ;)
theshocker09 1
damn dude :( that's unfortunate. looks like the penis gods really shafted u on the size.... good luck out there
Moe954 0
When life gives you Lemons .. Forge from your Pubes, The One Penis to rule them all. Then they will fear you. .. I have no idea what I'm talking about.
Barney_Rubble_75 0
LMFAO.
himeeho 2
this is fake. seriously why would a guy have such a lack of self respect to post this? if it is true I'm really sorry.
VasilisaUzhasnaj 29
Check to see if Sean Connery's 'Penis Mightier' is in stores yet
chevylove22 0
dickdo disease. your pupes stick out farther than your dickdo
kat_rose96 0
is that even possible ?
latinjukes 2
you need to get laid