Today, I realized that it's become a regular occurrence for my mother and me to talk about our pubic hair. I don't know which is worse, the fact that I now know that she shaves it, or the fact that we even talk about this stuff. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out my mum has been using my electric shaver for several months to shave her pubes and underarms. FML
Today, I came across one of the pitfalls of having open discussions with my 15-year-old son when he asked me how to shave his pubes. FML
Today, I don't know what's worse, the fact that my hair sheds so much, or the fact that I find most of it in my butt crack. FML
Today, my mom told me that I need to shave my beard because it's getting too long. This wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for the fact that I'm a woman. FML
Today, I caught my sister using my shaver to trim her pubic hair. FML
Today, my mom walked in on me shaving the tops of my legs. She called me a freak, since apparently women aren’t even supposed to grow hair there. FML
Today, I learned the worst part about being dared to shave your ass hair: Stubble. FML
Today, I walked in on my mother using a razor to shave my dad's cream-covered testicles. FML
Today, I realized my girlfriend has more hair on her abdomen than I have on mine. FML
Today, I'd had enough of the excrement sticking in my butt hair. Now that I'm shaved, I feel my buttocks rubbing together. With every step. FML
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MoronsAccount1 12
At least she isn't rocking a 1970s bush........
jojj351 12
i would go with the fact that you talk about it
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Comments (131)
akiahara 14
I don't think there's anything wrong with this. You can talk about these things with a significant other or close friend, yeah? Nothing wrong with being the same way with your mom.
Tressa1982 18
My mother informed me that she has one long gray pube lol
sweetbliss3 37
why is this an fml? be grateful you can talk to your mom about anything. a lot of people would pay to have this kind of relationship with their mom.
michaelaangel 5
There's nothing shameful about that. All natural and normal parts of life.
lolita88_fml 27
That's rather odd but not unheard of. Some people are just very close to their parents and can talk about 'awkward' things.
NoFlippinWai 24
Did you know Libido is inherited? I learned that from my father while having the sex talk. He voiced hos conserns about my future sex life because He "remembers puberty and urges". Thats really something you dont need to know about your parents.
mommykrissy_05 7
I talk with my mom about this stuff and much more personal things. I like that we can talk openly and freely! Unless you are male then that would be a bit awkward!
sweetbliss3 37
why is this an fml? a lot of people talk about this stuff with their moms, and a lot of people would pay to be able to talk about this stuff with their moms. just means your close. moms mom, shes been there done that so usually if you want honest info that's where you go.
BeYourOwnPet 10
It gets worse... when you talk to your mom and grandmother and know way to much about their sex lives... Lol
shanannygians07 28
My mom poops with the door open haha and when I shower she'll just walk in and talk to me
Uramonkey 11
How much is there to say about pubic hair that you can talk about it on a "regular occurrence"? It's not like regular hair where girls can talk about braidings and extensions... Or is it? :)