Today, I realized that it's become a regular occurrence for my mother and me to talk about our pubic hair. I don't know which is worse, the fact that I now know that she shaves it, or the fact that we even talk about this stuff. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out my mum has been using my electric shaver for several months to shave her pubes and underarms. FML
Today, I came across one of the pitfalls of having open discussions with my 15-year-old son when he asked me how to shave his pubes. FML
Today, I don't know what's worse, the fact that my hair sheds so much, or the fact that I find most of it in my butt crack. FML
Today, my mom told me that I need to shave my beard because it's getting too long. This wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for the fact that I'm a woman. FML
Today, I caught my sister using my shaver to trim her pubic hair. FML
Today, my mom walked in on me shaving the tops of my legs. She called me a freak, since apparently women aren’t even supposed to grow hair there. FML
Today, I learned the worst part about being dared to shave your ass hair: Stubble. FML
Today, I walked in on my mother using a razor to shave my dad's cream-covered testicles. FML
Today, I realized my girlfriend has more hair on her abdomen than I have on mine. FML
Today, I'd had enough of the excrement sticking in my butt hair. Now that I'm shaved, I feel my buttocks rubbing together. With every step. FML
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MoronsAccount1 12
At least she isn't rocking a 1970s bush........
jojj351 12
i would go with the fact that you talk about it
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Comments (131)
MoronsAccount1 12
If hair in your mouth was natural, Jesus Christ himself would have made sure humans grew hair in their mouths. *lights cigar*
TheLittleBear 19
Bringing it up once I can sort of understand. But it baffles me that there is so much to the topic that they've evidentially brought it up repeatedly. Am I missing something? Should I call my mother to check?
LegolasPrincess 10
The fact that you talk about it is stranger then you knowing she shaves.
mayley 16
I think it's really nice that you and your mother can talk about stuff like that :)
FlyingPie 17
Maybe those conversations should be muffled.
Dilwann 27
That's not even that bad. My mom once casually mentioned the G-spot is really important for her in a conversation about surgery for her bladder problems. No regular occurrence though.
emuexport 4
Well well, How interesting......
JordynnLOL 11
How do these even get brought up.. I'm glad my mother and I don't talk about that kind of stuff, it sounds incredibly awkward.
Gingerette 8
I think the absolute worst its that we ALL now know that she shaves it. I mean, I don't know you guys, but I feel like I've been thrown through eight social barriers...
emuexport 4
Shave each other ????