Today, my mom walked in on me shaving the tops of my legs. She called me a freak, since apparently women aren’t even supposed to grow hair there. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mom told me that I need to shave my beard because it's getting too long. This wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for the fact that I'm a woman. FML
Today, I walked in on my mother using a razor to shave my dad's cream-covered testicles. FML
Today, my mom walked into the bathroom while I was taking a pic to send to my long-distance boyfriend. She then told me I would go to hell for flaunting myself at guys. I was fully clothed, sending a pic to see if he liked my new haircut. That and I'm 21. FML
Today, I caught my sister using my shaver to trim her pubic hair. FML
Today, I found out my mum has been using my electric shaver for several months to shave her pubes and underarms. FML
Today, I had to meet my mother. Being a college student, I decided I was too lazy to shave this morning. She noticed the stubble on my face, and started crying because I'm growing up. I'm 23 years-old. My dad yelled at me for making my mom cry. FML
Today, in front of my friends, my mom came after me with a pair of tweezers exclaiming, "There's just a couple of hairs on your chin that need to be plucked." I'm a 14 year-old girl. FML
Today, I walked in on my roommate flat-ironing his pubic hair. FML
Today, my mom cut off the legs of all my pants, because she says I don't show enough skin for guys. I'm now forced to wear jaggedly cut shorts that barely cover my thighs until I can buy new ones. FML
Today, I shaved my legs. It's been so long since I've shaved that my razor broke. FML
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Top comments
Yudith 28
Meanwhile, your dad the Sasquatch strolls into the kitchen in short shorts and asks your mom to shave his back.
bleachedraven 14
I'm a woman and I have to shave my upper legs, not often, but hair does exists on upper legs. Your mom needs a dose of reality.
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bleachedraven 14
I'm a woman and I have to shave my upper legs, not often, but hair does exists on upper legs. Your mom needs a dose of reality.
Crowned Sataness 12
I shave my thighs. I definitely grow hair there. wait till mom learns about puberty
Yudith 28
Meanwhile, your dad the Sasquatch strolls into the kitchen in short shorts and asks your mom to shave his back.
Brightside86 31
I'd put money on your mom having just gotten back from shaving her mustache.
SM79 6
Your mom is stupid if that's what she thinks.
DarkAngelsBlade 25
Wait until she hits menopause and starts growing hair everywhere and then call her a freak.
IHaveThePower 18
My favorite response when people notice my face stubble: "Well, would you prefer I NOT shave it?" Works on lots of 'unusually hairy' areas. (It's not really 'unusually hairy'. You just have darker\thicker hair instead of light and nearly invisible. It happens. I've met girls with full-blown beards and people with no hair at all. Bodies come in a wide range of everything and hair is no exception. Don't worry about it.)