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Today, I found out my mum has been using my electric shaver for several months to shave her pubes and underarms. FML
Today, I found out my mum has been using my electric shaver for several months to shave her pubes and underarms. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I caught my sister using my shaver to trim her pubic hair. FML
Today, I walked in on my mother using a razor to shave my dad's cream-covered testicles. FML
Today, I overheard my mom telling my younger sister not to use my razors because she "doesn't know what I may have." FML
Today, my mom walked in on me shaving the tops of my legs. She called me a freak, since apparently women aren’t even supposed to grow hair there. FML
Today, whilst taking a shower, I noticed my razor wasn't in its usual spot. Upon inspecting it closer, I noticed that there were tiny white hairs in it. When confronting my father about it, he claimed the "pink razors" are his. We've been sharing the same razor this entire time. FML
Today, I shaved my pubes while staying at my senile grandma's place. I guess I didn't clean up properly, because she found some hair and insisted someone must have broken in while we were out and used the shower. I had to play along to spare myself embarrassment. FML
Today, my dad finally used the electric shaver I bought him for Christmas. My dog now has bald patches. FML
Today, I realized that it's become a regular occurrence for my mother and me to talk about our pubic hair. I don't know which is worse, the fact that I now know that she shaves it, or the fact that we even talk about this stuff. FML
Today, I found out my whole family has been mistakenly using the same toothbrush for over a month. FML
Today, I walked into the kitchen to find my father trimming his pubes over the bin with our kitchen scissors. FML
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Chazzster 32
Obviously you are living with Mom. If you feel your shaver is “ruined” give it to mom and get one that you keep in your room and ask Mom to please not use your personal care items. By the way, you can clean shavers with drugstore rubbing alcohol - It cleans and disinfects if that’s a consideration.
bleachedraven 14
Chaz...Idk where Richard Pencil has been...but you are one of the stars of the show with your wit and knowledge.. but as to the shaver fnl...why are we hearing so many of these lately? Lock up your shavers people!
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Chazzster 32
Obviously you are living with Mom. If you feel your shaver is “ruined” give it to mom and get one that you keep in your room and ask Mom to please not use your personal care items. By the way, you can clean shavers with drugstore rubbing alcohol - It cleans and disinfects if that’s a consideration.
bleachedraven 14
Chaz...Idk where Richard Pencil has been...but you are one of the stars of the show with your wit and knowledge.. but as to the shaver fnl...why are we hearing so many of these lately? Lock up your shavers people!
Brightside86 31
Most adults are hard to buy gifts for. Sounds like you know just what to get your mom.