Today, I don't know what's worse, the fact that my hair sheds so much, or the fact that I find most of it in my butt crack. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I'd had enough of the excrement sticking in my butt hair. Now that I'm shaved, I feel my buttocks rubbing together. With every step. FML
Today, my dandruff issue is so awful that even my eyebrows have dandruff. FML
Today, I realized that it's become a regular occurrence for my mother and me to talk about our pubic hair. I don't know which is worse, the fact that I now know that she shaves it, or the fact that we even talk about this stuff. FML
Today, I learned the worst part about being dared to shave your ass hair: Stubble. FML
Today, I found out there is such a thing as eyebrow dandruff, and that I have it. FML
Today, I haven't shaved for so long the hair on my legs has split ends. FML
Today, I had to accept the fact that I'm going bald, after I noticed the hair on my chest is longer than the hair on my head. FML
Today, I realized that I can't shave my unibrow because I have too much acne on my forehead. FML
Today, I realized my girlfriend has more hair on her abdomen than I have on mine. FML
Today, I had my back waxed to deal with the uncontrollable hair growth. Afterwards, I broke out in numerous pimples where the hair used to be. Basically, a lose-lose situation. FML
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pavelchekov 12
Isn't that normal? I think most people that have hair that sheds, especially long hair, find at least one strand in their butt crack per shower.
C8H18 33
Everybody sheds. You're just more likely to get hair caught or stuck to you if it's long.
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Comments (17)
RichardPencil 32
Sign me up for Team Butt Crack. How much exploring are you doing there? Ew.
pavelchekov 12
Isn't that normal? I think most people that have hair that sheds, especially long hair, find at least one strand in their butt crack per shower.
Tarlachia 33
I guess no one told you it's an evolutionary trait. Floss your butt cheeks daily to prevent swamp ass!
C8H18 33
Everybody sheds. You're just more likely to get hair caught or stuck to you if it's long.
finalyearsofhate 22
showering with long hair is the worst! there's so much hair in there lol
laowang 13
Most people have, including me.
Clara O 18
It happens all the time
reymon8823 24
My ex's hair used to be found everywhere
species4872 20
Short backbone?
Sheepiebeepie 26
You're not alone.