Today, my morbidly obese mother gave me an angry lecture at dinner, saying without any trace of irony that my vegetarian diet is "unhealthy and utterly unacceptable". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Health and wellbeing
Today, I scolded my son at a buffet after he pointed at an obese woman in a motorized wheelchair and asked how anyone could let themselves get so unhealthy. As I lectured him on genetics and thyroid problems, she rolled past with a plate stacked with an obscene amount of fried food. FML
Mean meanie
Today, my stepmother, an uncontrolled diabetic who refuses to change her abhorrent eating habits, berated me for how "mean" I am for limiting my kids’ junk food, and making them eat a portion of vegetables with every meal. Yeah, real mean. FML
Today, despite feeling healthier than ever, losing fat, gaining muscle and having perfect blood results, my morbidly obese relatives keep telling me that my new vegan diet is "unhealthy". FML
My body, my choice
Today, I had to sit and listen in mortification as my mother tearfully told our therapist how much sleep she loses over my being morbidly obese. She doesn't seem to care that I'm body positive and happy with the way I am. FML
Today, after I skipped dessert for the third day in a row, my mom cornered me and accused me of being anorexic. I'm actually not far off being clinically obese and I'm just trying to diet, but nothing I say will convince her. She wants me to see a psychiatrist about a disorder I don't even have. FML
Today, I asked my mom if she could include mashed potatoes and gravy with dinner. She then went on to yell at me about my "unhealthy eating habits" and how I've "gained a lot of weight in the past few months". I'm pregnant. FML
Harsh words
Today, I told my mom that I think I’m anorexic and she told me she didn’t care. When I asked why, in disbelief she replied, "Honey, you are 5’3 and over 350 lbs, at this point you NEED to be anorexic." FML
Today, I decided I need help, so I confessed to my mother that I'm bulimic. After she looked it up online she started screaming at me for "Wasting food that I'm not paying for." FML
Weight watcher
Today, I found out my mother-in-law is trying to force me to lose weight, even though I am trying, and have a medical condition. FML
No jokes allowed
Today, my boyfriend called my mother stupid and angrily argued with her at a family dinner. Why? We have a long-running family joke that "Vegan food doesn't contain calories," and my boyfriend thought my mum said it seriously, and was therefore a moron. FML
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karcummings 19
Sounds like you need to give her a lesson on what and what's not healthy.
wheresmymary 22
Her attitude is unhealthy and utterly unacceptable!
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AlyssaDiannaa 20
Ask her to step on a scale and compare her weight with yours.
cmonger 27
Well, weight can't be negative, so I'd say it WOULD yield positive results.
FrontRowSquad 8
Vegetarians are killjoys. They ruin all meals because they are so needy
ChristianH39 30
Some needy people are vegetarians, not all vegetarians are needy. Don't be ignorant.
redpanda39 10
Weight =/= health.
zBLAKEz 23
I've actually never heard of vegetarians being *****. Vegetarians seem to be the people who are content doing what they do, and don't bother other people about what they eat. Vegans are always the ones I see shouting "meat is murder!" all the time and attempting to proselytize everyone they meet.
redpanda39 10
I actually had a friend in high school who was a vegetarian because some of her friends basically bullied her into it. They weren't vegan, just vegetarian. I remember one day she got pizza for her lunch and as she sat down to eat, one of her vegetarian friends rushed up to her, panicking because it had pepperoni on it.
zBLAKEz 23
Really? That's weird. I've never heard of vegetarians doing stuff like that. I suppose people of all kinds can be pieces of shit.
JustinJK 21
when they're morbidly obese it surely will impact their health
ExtremeEncounter 32
Yes 71 but being morbidly obese is arguably not healthy.
Cian_1 28
Well, that's fair enough. Everyone knows there's no nutrition in vegetables... :P
MichaelDeSanta 20
Unless they're deep-fried!
kittycatdex 8
how can op survive without the meat-vitamins?
notfullyextant 3
Many vegetarians will eat other protein based vegetables, such as beans. These provide most, but not all of the essential amino acids for humans. Also, there is more than one type of vegetarian. There is one group that will not eat the meat of animals but will eat cheese, milk, and eggs (another source of protien). Another group will not eat animal meat or by product except fish. Then vegans don't eat anything pertaining to animals. There are also plenty of supplements for people to take.
doodlecloud 27
107 Those types you mentioned? Vegetarian, pescetarian, vegan, in the order of your comment. NOT just different types of vegetarian.
notfullyextant 3
Doodlecloud, (number 124). I am sorry if I have offered you in any way. However, although each variation of vegetarianism diets has its own name; are they not all a type of diet? Just like the Candida Diet or the Atkins Diet are just types of diets. I was not trying to label the people who follow these diets, just explaining the diet itself. I didn't use the technical terms, such as Lacto-Ovo-Vegetarian, because I was just explaining where each diet would get their protiens. I was doing this to answer a question. If the person asking the question didn't know what a pescatarian was, me using that term to explain wouldn't make much sense to them.
kaimabeanhof 12
not really the same diet, they are all very different just with no meat
be82tw 17
@70 a deep fried salad is a literal contradiction in terms
be82tw 17
@129 Don't let them get to you: Everyone on here knows what you mean when you say "types of vegetarians," and would count all those groups as vegetarians. People insisting on being pedantic and fussing over terminology here is an exercise in absurdity: labels are useful if we are talking about these groups frequently or we need to define closely to compare/contrast, but in context #124 is just being ridiculous.
karcummings 19
Sounds like you need to give her a lesson on what and what's not healthy.
WCARlover 35
Her mom sounds so unreasonable it would probably just be a waste of time unfortunately
karcummings 19
OP shouldn't knock it tell they try it!
immaloser95 28
Sounds like OP's mom needs a lesson in irony too.
Mauskau 36
My mum complains if I have more than one slice of ham in my sandwich, saying I'm greedy, whilst she's eating a whole packet of biscuits to herself.
JMichael 26
Does she diet on cheeseburgers and diet soda?
K_kanaka 26
A little bit of everything is good. To much of one thing is bad.
jwb8711 13
A little bit of cyanide is not good :)
michelle202123 18
I thought 37's reply was hilarious!!
myoukei 31
37 Isn't there a little bit of cyanide in apple juice?
tantanpanda 26
apple seeds
jx88 14
Sucks to be you! Move out so that she can't give you anymore 'angry lectures'.
itcomesinthrees 10
Moving out doesn't stop it. For all we know OP doesn't live with her mother anyways.
MELKOZAR 27
Tell her that she should try it, and lose some weight!
HedgeOfTheHogs 16
As another vegetarian, I feel for you.
PeaceTurtle 17
Same
kylieh72 25
I could never be a vegetarian, but I can easily agree that it is one of the healthier diet options.
missambitious 21
Agreed. I've tried to become vegetarian, but never had the discipline to stick with it. Kuddos to you OP for sticking with this healthier lifestyle.
OSUBuckeyeChick 10
#22, the last I checked, meat is the best source of protein and iron. If you are not eating complimentary proteins sources you will become anemic. Also, being a vegetarian does not automatically make it healthier. The better choice nutritionally, is to eat a diet with a lot of variety.
OSUBuckeyeChick 10
That was meant for a comment farther down in the list and the mobile site kept bring me back to your comment for some reason!
Miss_Moody23 19
I told my parents while we were out to dinner that I was going to become a vegetarian... then I ordered a mixed grill.
VeganDarkLight 31
It may be a good source, but a balanced vegetarian or vegan diet isn't worse. There are omnivores as well as vegans who eat a lot of crap without basically no nutritional value. It all depends on what and how much of it you eat.
PeaceTurtle 17
#32 I've been a vegetarian for 15 years and it really isn't all that bad. I'm still as physically healthy as the common person and I don't have to take supplements. I understand your point of view, but I just wanted to get that out there. If you talk to a dietician and make sure you know what to eat to stay healthy, you'll stay healthy.
myselfkk 20
#32-ya ur right that being veg doesn't make it automatically healthier but if you compare overall ,being veg is always healthier than non-veg. Talking about protiens and other nutrients yes veg diets are low in them little bit but if you have balnce diet that is more than sufficient. And if we consider non-veg diet- being rich in protien content they are rich in saturated fat too ( much if you compare with plant food) which is ofcourse cannot be called healthier.
AlchemistEd 12
#67, saturated fat is not your enemy. it depends on your lifestyle. If someone wants to be vegetarian, fine, it takes work to ensure any diet, vegetarian or otherwise, is balanced and healthy. As a weightlifter, I couldn't do it as I need my protein and fats(well maybe I could but it'd be difficult). I am perfectly healthy and have 20-30% of my diet fat and another 50-60% protein (meat) (http://www.muscleandfitness.com/nutrition/meal-plans/new-and-improved-mf-food-pyramid/slide/5). this is not the place to say one diet is "better" than another, or that food types (protein, fat, carbs, etc) are bad or good. your lifestyle and goals will affect that and everyone needs different nutrition. don't believe the hype on tv about fats though, it all just depends on lifestyle and amounts.
missambitious 21
You guys all have a lot of valid points. I eat meat, not a lot, but I still do eat it and every year when I go for my physical my Dr always says my weight, blood work, etc is picture perfect. So I must be doing something right. I guess any diet, as long as not taken to extremes and as long as you're getting enough proteins and vitamins, is fine.
myselfkk 20
#75- Ya i agree with you that fats are not always bad infact they are essential and yes it depends upon ur lifestyle and amounts. My comment was in response to comment that vegetarian diet doesn't fullfill protien requirements and in terms of comparison of healthier diet options.I'm myself veg and don't need any supplements and upto my knowledge healthy also and also i know many sportsman/atheletes etc who are veg.so basically its ur choice and depends upon lifestyle and its maintenance. And ofcourse ur right its not place to compare and advice food options to people,it depends upon person to person and their choice.
AlchemistEd 12
#85 a well thought out, educated reply on the internet?? my hat is off to you, there is hope for the world yet ?
miianah1 22
@32, yes meat has protein and iron-we all know that. I think the original commenter meant vegetarians are GENERALLY healthier.
wheresmymary 22
Her attitude is unhealthy and utterly unacceptable!