Tressa1982

Big lake, Mn, Usa 44 years-old In a relationship

peniswoman 14 July 2013, 17:03 Paisley, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy

Today, my naked boyfriend walked up to me with my towel around his neck and with a hard-on, then declared he was "The Penis Man" and slapped me with his junk. I thought I was dating a man, not a man-child. FML

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jhulich 24 December 2013, 20:48 H?gersten, Sweden

Today, I found out that my mom isn't coming to see me for Christmas. Instead she'll be spending it in jail for a DUI and battery. Thank you to my cocklick of an aunt for taking a recovering alcoholic to a bar and pressuring her into relapse. FML

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