Today, I realized that it's become a regular occurrence for my mother and me to talk about our pubic hair. I don't know which is worse, the fact that I now know that she shaves it, or the fact that we even talk about this stuff. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out my mum has been using my electric shaver for several months to shave her pubes and underarms. FML
Today, I came across one of the pitfalls of having open discussions with my 15-year-old son when he asked me how to shave his pubes. FML
Today, I don't know what's worse, the fact that my hair sheds so much, or the fact that I find most of it in my butt crack. FML
Today, my mom told me that I need to shave my beard because it's getting too long. This wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for the fact that I'm a woman. FML
Today, I caught my sister using my shaver to trim her pubic hair. FML
Today, my mom walked in on me shaving the tops of my legs. She called me a freak, since apparently women aren’t even supposed to grow hair there. FML
Today, I learned the worst part about being dared to shave your ass hair: Stubble. FML
Today, I walked in on my mother using a razor to shave my dad's cream-covered testicles. FML
Today, I realized my girlfriend has more hair on her abdomen than I have on mine. FML
Today, I'd had enough of the excrement sticking in my butt hair. Now that I'm shaved, I feel my buttocks rubbing together. With every step. FML
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Top comments
MoronsAccount1 12
At least she isn't rocking a 1970s bush........
jojj351 12
i would go with the fact that you talk about it
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Comments (131)
Ray_of_midnight 23
YDI for allowing the conversation, rather than saying "You know, Mom, I'm just not comfortable talking about this. How about those Red Sox?"
BFons 19
Nothing beats a well trimmed bush.
NoFlippinWai 24
Well, penis does.
i_love_giraffes 5
That's not so odd. I once had a conversation with my dad about the first time a guy tongued my butthole.
NoFlippinWai 24
Now thats akward.
natywantspeace 7
My mom and I are very opened, it's something to be proud of
jsc9306 14
Are you my daughter? This is the kind of shit we talk about... Lol
jmacfan1 16
My mom and I talk about this stuff. Hell when I take a bath she'll walk in and start talking to me. She even poops with the door open. My mom and I are very close obviously
whyisitme12 19
Yea she should be glad, our family has a very open relationship. Sometimes to open. But it's good that its comfortable to talk about everything. Some people wish they had a parent child relationship like this.
sk1tt135 22
My mom once told me that the person waxing her,left wax inside her.
barlos88 19
Your both female who cares, now if your dad starts talking about trimming his man bush, then you have a problem
Wiz_Of_Oz 17
This is simply what *sometimes* happens when you move beyond the parent/child phase in your relationship. Nothing to worry about.