blehhx
United States
Today, I found out my cat is allergic to ME. No kidding. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Good choice cat
San Francisco, United States
Today, I learned that I'm the only person in my family that our new cat likes. She sleeps on my bed and always sits in my lap and despises everyone else. I'm allergic to cats. FML
fmlsrsly
United States
Today, I went to the doctor to find out why I've been feeling so sick the past several weeks. Turns out, I'm severely allergic to the cat of my girlfriend of two years. I told her "It's me or the cat." She chose the cat. FML
crazy cat lady
Coventry, United Kingdom
Today, I learned I'm allergic to the 5-month-old kitten we got 3 days ago. It loves me, follows me everywhere and sleeps on my lap in the evenings. FML
anonymous
Phoenix, United States
Today, like every other day for the past two weeks, the strange cat that has adopted me inexplicably made its way into my house and curled up next to my head while I slept. I'm horribly allergic. FML
annabellebyebye
United States
Today, I bought a kitten. I've wanted a cat for years and decided to finally buy one now that I have my own apartment. It turns out I'm allergic to cats. FML
Lola
Today, my boyfriend bought us three kittens. Today, I also discovered that I am allergic to cats. My boyfriend broke up with me because he wanted the cats more than me. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Itchy and scratchy
Today, I went to meet my boyfriend's parents for the first time. While I was there, I started to get really itchy. Turns out they have 5 cats. Guess what I'm allergic to? FML
cat-astrophic
United Kingdom
Today, after 3 years of studying to be a veterinarian, I found out I may not be able to continue. It's not because I'm failing my classes, but because my body has developed an allergy to cats. FML
My_Cow_kiM
United States
Today, I told my mom I'm severely allergic to my cat and that the doctor told me it would be best to get rid of the cat. Somewhat jokingly, I told her it was either me or the cat. She chose the cat. She was serious too. FML
katshay8
Today, I went to the doctor for allergy testing. Apparently, one of my worst allergies is cats. I'm a "crazy cat lady" who loves anything cat-related and has 3 cats. Allergy shots, here I come. FML
Top comments
mrahhhhh 21
In capitalist America, cat allergic to YOU!
chili_is_good 0
if it poops indoors just cuddle with it for a punishment.
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Comments (118)
SChew 6
yeah it's just you
gutzz 0
Ya the cat must be allergic to self centered individuals, who are you to capitalize "me"? you aren't that important!!
dav3800 7
"It's not you, it's me."
Mimiroxxi 0
was that really necessary..?
SuckerPunchurMom 0
Why yes it was. You don't like it then go back to jersey.
JGirl113 6
just stop talking about jersey will you?
SuckerPunchurMom 0
I was jk! Geezus!!!
SuckerPunchurMom 0
Wait a minute... You from jersey Jgirl? haha
Mimiroxxi 0
from jersey? I'm not from jersey nor have I been there....
JGirl113 6
yes in fact I do live in jersey
pimplayer 0
Jgirl I wouldn't say where I live if I was you you'd be surprised at how creeps roam the internet.
C6Racer 0
I like chicken.
nerdchic 5
I live in Mississippi :D lol but no one's gonna creep on me down here.. unless I go to walmart at 3 in the morning.. but that happens to everybody
docscientist 10
Posting a picture of yourself is a better identifier than telling us a vague and general area where you live...
kittehkat87 4
14 that's the name of my school's senior high drama play! :D
RoxRoidz 0
82 love your kitty pic
kruzito 0
i guess the cat is going to have to give you away to a good home.
Anubyte 0
In soviet Russia, cat is allergic to you!
iBiteRoses 22
I WAS GONNA SAY THAT >:O lol
kyusake_huz_DAT 0
get away from her kitty!! u dun wan to suffer any rashes!
LoveLife293 2
learn how to speak english...
domking1315 20
Dun wan? The ****?
DoubleEdgedBlade 4
That pussy is stuffed.
baseballin25 0
hahaha good one
mrahhhhh 21
In capitalist America, cat allergic to YOU!
ishatmyselfonce 0
shouldn't it be 'in soviet Russia, cat allergic to you'?
gutzz 0
yes 11, if creativity didn't exist, yes
mrahhhhh 21
Plus this FML happened in the United States. Also there is no longer a Soviet Russia to speak of. Whole damn CCCP (aka USSR) fell apart about 6 months before I was born. Coincidence? I think not. :)
rattusrattus 19
It fell apart five months after I was born. :P
SuckerPunchurMom 0
I was already a year old when it was still up. I was a baby ninja cyborg spy!
SpilltMilk2 0
Doesn't that make you all...like in your 20s? Go to work.
ILoveEggnog 7
I was a year and a half.
SuckerPunchurMom 0
Maybe I am at work! While on fml!!!
ifmlftw 0
74 you look early 20's late teens. shut your mouth
chili_is_good 0
if it poops indoors just cuddle with it for a punishment.
teentee401 37
Are cats supposed to poop outdoors?
sparklywhirligig 0
You should move out and live in your car, you selfish bastard! how dre you make kitty suffer!
SuckerPunchurMom 0
Dr. Dre has nothing to do with this. lol
danceyourassoff 0
Lol.
sparklywhirligig 0
good for you. you noticed a spelling error.
EvilPotato 15
Is that even possible?¿
jess6blondie9 3
Obviously it is.
gutzz 0
yup, everything in fmls is fact, it's not possible to lie on here.
SuckerPunchurMom 0
20, hahaha fact! everyone who posts on other websites are liars and support terrorism.
enonymous 9
20 is right all FML post are fact Like every time I try to post my password in a comment it comes up as asterisks!!! ******* see!! omg!
SuckerPunchurMom 0
31, You Win^^ the epic award for epicness!
Juliaa15 6
cocksucker71 did it work??
Juggalette_623 9
Julia is the exception that proves the rule. I mean it always works with me.. *******
lerouxmaster 7
I dunno, never tried... *********** so ?
Justforlolz 14
#31 Lemme try.... Lolthisisntmypassword Did it work? :P (Smart people know what I did)
EvilPotato 15
les it was just a joke maybe not a good joke, but still a joke nonetheless.
frackenfrack 0
huh...
SuckerPunchurMom 0
Your pic goes perfect with your response. lmao
Grimmerie 31
The cat is obviously faking it to get out of household responsibilities. Tell that malingerer to get off its ass. After all, who else will scratch things, pee on things, scentmark things, and leave dead things lying about?
ekb294 4
lol that's so random!