Today, I learned the worst part about being dared to shave your ass hair: Stubble. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to beg my husband not to shave his pubic hair into a handlebar moustache. FML
Today, I'd had enough of the excrement sticking in my butt hair. Now that I'm shaved, I feel my buttocks rubbing together. With every step. FML
Today, I learned that shaving while feeling upset is a very bad idea. FML
Today, my mom told me that I need to shave my beard because it's getting too long. This wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for the fact that I'm a woman. FML
Today, I don't know what's worse, the fact that my hair sheds so much, or the fact that I find most of it in my butt crack. FML
Today, I shaved my legs for the first time in three weeks. It took half an hour, three disposable razors, and I cut my legs up so badly they look worse then they did when they were hairy. FML
Today, I realized that it's become a regular occurrence for my mother and me to talk about our pubic hair. I don't know which is worse, the fact that I now know that she shaves it, or the fact that we even talk about this stuff. FML
Today, I asked my dad to please shave his awful beard, because I'm a laughing-stock at school for being picked up each day by a guy whose face looks like Bigfoot's ass. He agreed, and 10 minutes later was sporting a pedo-stache. It's going to be a long year. FML
Today, I had to come to terms with having more facial hair than my boyfriend, despite being female since birth. FML
Today, my mom walked in on me shaving the tops of my legs. She called me a freak, since apparently women aren’t even supposed to grow hair there. FML
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Top comments
Welshite 40
Should have chosen "truth". On the other hand, I'm sure you have a sexy five o'clock shadow now. Too bad it's where the sun don't shine.
metallica_wins 20
Wax, definitely should've waxed.
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Comments (105)
SoapTurtle 7
what a shitty situation amirite
Infamous_Tora 12
... Not even in this FML is that saying justified. Please, show yourself the door.
lex1459 38
No. No you are not.
robotiick7 23
No, you are not right.
HowieDoIt 21
I don't bother with downvoting anymore, trolls are gonna troll. I've learned to expect these comments, and accept the troll as a member of a community, in the hopes that one day, the beast may become tamed.
metallica_wins 20
Wax, definitely should've waxed.
Ihavegas 22
I agree nothing like a smooth ass and the cool breeze that follows
panicsdisaster 17
even a waxing grows back into stubble?
booze_n_bitches 37
No it's the soft hair tips that emerge after waxing, not the sharp cut ends after shaving that are so itchy!
Karenezzy 20
Unless they are allergic to wax, it'll be worst.
bertyogurt 7
I've had a fear of waxing ever since The 40-year-old Virgin came out. That waxing scene is ruthless!
TacoTrop 10
That movie was disturbing. @OP, could be worse, a rash due to razor burn would have iced that cake right there.
Welshite 40
Should have chosen "truth". On the other hand, I'm sure you have a sexy five o'clock shadow now. Too bad it's where the sun don't shine.
puggypark 14
I know right
Michael903 18
Time to just keep on shaving...
TheOnlyMizLiv 22
And we can't stop, and we won't stop.
blissmiss17 16
Just keep shaving, shaving, shaving.. What do we do? We. just. shave.
SS99_fml 20
I think the worst part about being dared to shave your ass hair is not knowing how to say no.
Meettitan 14
I think the worst part is having to deal with the swamp-ass after that. Men have ass-fros for a reason.
kayteakay 26
Just, blech.
kewpiesuicide 29
And that's why I'm a lesbian 62... Ugh
MiloBear 11
I have been there, buddy. First is the itchy stage, then the painfully prickly stage.
ThatFancyPenn 18
And then the comfortable half inch stage
nick347b 6
I don't get it, I always thought that it would be horribly uncomfortable, but then I actually tried it and I've never had a problem with it.
Karenezzy 20
Ouch!
Rainhawk94 27
Are you ok
Dumbledora 9
It's ok, 10 just stubbed her toe.
damnit1989 16
Just wait until your underwear or jeans pull on those little growing hairs.
chocolatefrog28 29
And so begins the awkward cycle of extreme manscaping. Godspeed, OP.