Today, I realized that it's become a regular occurrence for my mother and me to talk about our pubic hair. I don't know which is worse, the fact that I now know that she shaves it, or the fact that we even talk about this stuff. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out my mum has been using my electric shaver for several months to shave her pubes and underarms. FML
Today, I came across one of the pitfalls of having open discussions with my 15-year-old son when he asked me how to shave his pubes. FML
Today, I don't know what's worse, the fact that my hair sheds so much, or the fact that I find most of it in my butt crack. FML
Today, my mom told me that I need to shave my beard because it's getting too long. This wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for the fact that I'm a woman. FML
Today, I caught my sister using my shaver to trim her pubic hair. FML
Today, my mom walked in on me shaving the tops of my legs. She called me a freak, since apparently women aren’t even supposed to grow hair there. FML
Today, I learned the worst part about being dared to shave your ass hair: Stubble. FML
Today, I walked in on my mother using a razor to shave my dad's cream-covered testicles. FML
Today, I realized my girlfriend has more hair on her abdomen than I have on mine. FML
Today, I'd had enough of the excrement sticking in my butt hair. Now that I'm shaved, I feel my buttocks rubbing together. With every step. FML
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MoronsAccount1 12
At least she isn't rocking a 1970s bush........
jojj351 12
i would go with the fact that you talk about it
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Comments (131)
emilya93 1
OP we need to know your gender because that really changes things.
graceinsheepwear 34
OP is female. There's a female symbol right next to the name.
carina_47 16
I don't get how talking about pubic hair is a bad thing.
rocketface 5
there's just some convos u don't have w your parents. .
Reesienpiper 4
Family that shaves together stays together
NakedPixels 15
These kinds of conversations with mom become more common as you get older. I asked my mom the other day if it was normal to have some grey pubes (yes, my pubes are going grey before the hair on my head is lol)
jessejamesc 8
wahh, go complain about your family bonding issues at an orphanage.
djinnyf 12
Always did!!
cylus13 9
Sounds like to me that you and your mother have a great relationship where you can freely talk about anything.
Brianna_Ray 23
My mother and I are very close and talk about everything. Pubic hair has been in our conversations before :-P
cookiefamily 6
duhh..