Today, I realized that it's become a regular occurrence for my mother and me to talk about our pubic hair. I don't know which is worse, the fact that I now know that she shaves it, or the fact that we even talk about this stuff. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Contact
Today, I found out my mum has been using my electric shaver for several months to shave her pubes and underarms. FML
Mothers know best
Today, I came across one of the pitfalls of having open discussions with my 15-year-old son when he asked me how to shave his pubes. FML
Today, I don't know what's worse, the fact that my hair sheds so much, or the fact that I find most of it in my butt crack. FML
Today, my mom told me that I need to shave my beard because it's getting too long. This wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for the fact that I'm a woman. FML
Sharing is caring
Today, I caught my sister using my shaver to trim her pubic hair. FML
Different together
Today, my mom walked in on me shaving the tops of my legs. She called me a freak, since apparently women aren’t even supposed to grow hair there. FML
Itchy arse
Today, I learned the worst part about being dared to shave your ass hair: Stubble. FML
Today, I walked in on my mother using a razor to shave my dad's cream-covered testicles. FML
Today, I realized my girlfriend has more hair on her abdomen than I have on mine. FML
Unpleasant, but clean
Today, I'd had enough of the excrement sticking in my butt hair. Now that I'm shaved, I feel my buttocks rubbing together. With every step. FML
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MoronsAccount1 12
At least she isn't rocking a 1970s bush........
jojj351 12
i would go with the fact that you talk about it
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MoronsAccount1 12
At least she isn't rocking a 1970s bush........
CallMeMcFeelii 14
Who in the hell doesn't like a face full of bush? I dream about that every night, but all these damn girls have landing strips. My dick ain't a plane, it's an animal, and it needs the jungle!
MoronsAccount1 12
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
I barely like finding my own hair in my mouth, let alone some girls pussy hair. That shit's just gross.
NightHawk387 22
Bush>shaved.
NightHawk387 22
A muff without fluff is just not up to snuff.
mFUNdo21 17
if you don't want her hair in your mouth then don't go down there...
MoronsAccount1 12
If hair in your mouth was natural, Jesus Christ himself would have made sure humans grew hair in their mouths. *lights cigar*
Axipiter 24
I LOVE the landing strip! I do proper radio calls and everything!
TheCaramelKing 11
I usually do an unexpected landing.
Axipiter 24
We call them "forced approaches". It sounds way cooler.
CallMeMcFeelii 14
If you couldn't comprehend the sarcasm in my comment, 23, don't ******* patronize me. Don't blame me for your inability to understand sarcasm.
Snazzy_Snaz 17
The landing strip role play goes: "Mayday, Mayday, we're going down! I repeat brace for heavy impact! Mayday, WE'RE GOING DOWN...on you..."
FiFiLovee 26
Why is that a bad thing OP? Having a close relationship with your mom isn't anything bad, or anything to be ashamed of. Many only wish they could be close to their mothers.
mageepaigeee44 15
@bloodylies. If a bare ****** was natural, Jesus would have made ******'s bare..
thehumanlyhuman 7
I don't laugh often at FML comments, 39, but yours deserved special treatment.
lolita88_fml 27
The '1970's bush' as you call it is completely natural, and thanks to the **** industry it is now 'disgusting' so women are expected to look like little girls down there all the time. If you have a problem with women having full pubic hair then I'd keep my kids away from you because it's not natural to want a woman to have breasts but no body hair bar the head. There is nothing wrong with having hair down there at all. Guys and girls, if you don't want pubic hair in your mouth; don't put your face down there. It's there for a reason, but ladies, if you wanna go bare it's up to you, your decision, don't do it just because a man won't like you natural.
NightHawk387 22
How does your pro-bush comment get upvoted and mine got downvoted?
MoronsAccount1 12
I can't even argue with that, 69... But lets be thankful The Lord created a man that knew how to create razors. And I'm not religious, so when I say "thank The Lord", lets just thank some random cat, because cats are lord.
MoronsAccount1 12
Excuse my foul language, 73, and I'm sure you'll report this and have me moderated because you're a female, but- don't be a ****. I mean, really? I like shaved women because that's what pre-pubescent girls look like? Is that honestly your argument? Because that is the most illogical thing I've ever heard. Why does it have to end with me being a creepy pedophile? Why can't it just be as simple as me not enjoying a bush? So, basically, you're saying that *I* shave because I want to look like a little boy?
BrotherPhil 35
Real Men(tm) dive.
jojj351 12
i would go with the fact that you talk about it
1PersonIsMyWorld 22
ya thats pretty odd op
corporatescoundr 25
I don't think so... I know people who are just generally open with their parents about everything. And since OP's female she's probably really close to her mom.
NoFlippinWai 24
a more akward conversation would be a the same topic with a complete stranger. That was the first conversation I had with my now-husband. Apparently, we we liked what he heard and had a simular opinion.
abhi95 31
Son.. Breakfast is ready.. Just a second mom.. I'll be right back after I shave my public hair..
DocBastard 40
*Psst* Abhi95...OP is a girl.
woainishamu 21
When did pubic hair become a public thing?
TheDrifter 24
When short shorts and low rider jeans became popular? That's the first time I remember seeing it in public.
Phoebe_Buffay 14
That comment was just a fail all around, wasn't it?
CocaColaPepsi 13
Your comment was just a complete fail, wasn't it?
nurchok 15
#26, when you added an 'l' after a 'b' :)
kevi97 6
@31 Thank you for that lovely image
shibeep 12
Muff-tastic
XAndrea_MalikX 16
At least she isn't like that one lady who shaved her pubic hair to look like Hitler's mustache..
NoMore_CoolNames 14
Clitler.
freebird5of1979 7
At least you and your mother have an open relationship and can talk about stuff like that!
MoronsAccount1 12
I never had a mother, but if I did, I don't think talking about our pubic hair would have been on my wish list.
wowthatissad 9
Why would anyone feel compelled to talk about their pubes with someone else, let Alone their mom. ******* gross
bandeek 30
I talk to my boyfriend about my pubes. But we're weird...
lailagothgal 16
Uh, since my mom gave birth to me, i was IN her body for like 9 months, i think its safe to say i can talk to my mom about pubes, albeit somewhat awkwardly.
JennaNGood 21
I agree that it's weird to talk about pubes openly with anyone, unless you're sleeping with them or you're paying them to remove them or wax them into a design. My point is: just because your mom gave birth to you, does not give her ownership over every aspect of your life. Parents, while still enforcing their authority, should consider their children as equals, not as possessions.
NoFlippinWai 24
it is equal. she knows about her mother's pubes probably just as much as her mother knows about her's.
martin8337 36
Giggity:-)
bob226 7
Hey alteast your talking....
pickleOnABun 10
you're*
texashater75 16
How do you know it was supposed to be you're since the ... implies there is more to the sentence. Maybe the whole sentence was going to be "Hey at least your talking to your mom and seem to get along well".
vipirius 18
still *you're
thatsdndn1 19
I think its ok to talk to your mom about this kind of stuff!
noir_heart 8
I think that's actually really awesome that OP can talk to her mom about that. I mean, if you trust each other and are comfortable with each other, then why not? Besides, pubic hair isn't something to be ashamed about. It's natural and everyone has it.
BrotherPhil 35
Except for OP's Mum.