Today, I realized that it's become a regular occurrence for my mother and me to talk about our pubic hair. I don't know which is worse, the fact that I now know that she shaves it, or the fact that we even talk about this stuff. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out my mum has been using my electric shaver for several months to shave her pubes and underarms. FML
Today, I came across one of the pitfalls of having open discussions with my 15-year-old son when he asked me how to shave his pubes. FML
Today, I don't know what's worse, the fact that my hair sheds so much, or the fact that I find most of it in my butt crack. FML
Today, my mom told me that I need to shave my beard because it's getting too long. This wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for the fact that I'm a woman. FML
Today, I caught my sister using my shaver to trim her pubic hair. FML
Today, my mom walked in on me shaving the tops of my legs. She called me a freak, since apparently women aren’t even supposed to grow hair there. FML
Today, I learned the worst part about being dared to shave your ass hair: Stubble. FML
Today, I walked in on my mother using a razor to shave my dad's cream-covered testicles. FML
Today, I realized my girlfriend has more hair on her abdomen than I have on mine. FML
Today, I'd had enough of the excrement sticking in my butt hair. Now that I'm shaved, I feel my buttocks rubbing together. With every step. FML
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MoronsAccount1 12
At least she isn't rocking a 1970s bush........
jojj351 12
i would go with the fact that you talk about it
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Comments (131)
AprylAnn 23
There's only so many things you can say about pubic hair, she'll get bored eventually. (hopefully)
miSsFlien 15
I actually like it when parents and children can talk about everything; like you're best friends. Just because she birthed you, doesn't mean there always has to be something awkward about talking to your parents about sex and other 'intimate' stuff.
JuliaC123 4
I think you should be happy that you have such a good relationship with your mother.
Myo_fml 20
At least your mother doesn't think sex lives should be shared in entirety like mine does.
luc887_fml 28
Well you could sing about it instead of talking : "Ode to a pubic hair" by Phoebe Buffay.
graceinsheepwear 34
"Medieval Bush" by Stephen Lynch.
SCTetra 10
Don't see an issue.
TattooInvasion 14
Hey, nothing wrong with being close to your mother! It's actually awesome being able to tell your mom everything.
BadKitty13 28
That is just gross.
marchelley907 9
well then...
blankjack 6
How is this even a fml..