Today, I had a dream in which I was playing tennis. As I hit a powerful serve, I suddenly woke up due to having slapped myself in the face. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was playing tennis with my friend. He hit a ball up high, and I slammed it down, thinking there was no way he would get it. Feeling pretty good about it, I turned around to celebrate. As I turned around, I got smacked in my face. He got it. FML
Today, I woke up, only to find my arm was still asleep. I tried to move it just a tiny bit, but somehow ended up punching myself in the face. FML
Today, I had a dream in which I was arguing with my mom. In the dream, she threatened to hit me, and I told her I'd do it myself. I reared back and knocked the crap out of myself. I'm awake now, and my jaw still hurts. FML
Today, I had a dream where I whacked my head against my shelf. I woke up immediately after, freaked out and whacked my head against my shelf. FML
Today, I had a dream I was going the bathroom. I then woke up peeing, but I didn’t wet the bed yet. As I ran to the bathroom while half asleep and in the dark, I rammed into the wall. On my way back to bed, I tripped and accidentally slapped my fiancé in an effort to stop myself from falling over. FML
Today, I had a dream in which I was being mugged. I started fighting the muggers off, while in reality, my fist smacked my wife in the face. Now she has a black eye, nobody believes my story, and they think I'm a wife beater. FML
Today, I fell asleep after finishing my exam. I had a dream I was falling and woke up smashing my face on the desk. Everyone laughed. FML
Today, while having a bad dream, I went to punch a bully in the face. Mid-swing I wake up and punch the solid concrete wall to my basement bedroom FML
Today, I had a dream where I was fighting a robber who had broken into my house. I was throwing a lot of kicks in the dream, and this apparently resulted in me kicking my feet in real life as well. I figured this out when my cat started attacking my feet, abruptly waking me up at 2AM. FML
Today, I woke up my girlfriend up with a cute kiss. She was apparently having a bad dream and headbutted me. FML
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Top comments
theninja1800 11
Sounds like you got... Self served. *YEAHHHHHHH*
SuperSofie 23
Ace!
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SuperSofie 23
Ace!
Pleonasm 36
It was a hell of a smash, possibly even backhanded.
phoughto 5
At least it wasn't his nuts
ohSNAPyall 27
Self-LUV.
corporatescoundr 25
Took my pun :/
theninja1800 11
Sounds like you got... Self served. *YEAHHHHHHH*
annie_nk 23
(•_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■)
Snazzy_Snaz 17
Incredibly good use of the joke hahaha
colvindj 22
that's a grand slap!
Allennis44 16
I hope he at least got he point for the serve.
ChenShiMing 8
The OP's thinking he's Nadal!
Lrigglez 7
At least it was your face and not your tennis balls!!!!!
DocBastard 40
Sounds like a lovely dream. You forgot to add in the part where you won the point. I'll let you in on a secret - It was definitely an unforced error since you can't control your dreams.
SweetJTBR 22
You can't... Unless it's a lucid dream. I've been working towards achieving lucid dreams, had four so far, and I can guarantee you that you can control your actions there. c:
Boardacon 5
This might be the best laugh I've gotten from reading an FML.
MoronsAccount1 12
It's time to take a break from the Wii, my friend.
rg350dx 29
Oddly enough, this is the exact circumstance which caused Shigeru Miyamoto to make Mario Tennis.
ltaper11 20
Well at least you can say you made it to the grand slam
Zaros_fml 24
Bro, do you even tennis?
mastervuk 9
Haha that's funny.
goldenturtlez 7
Haha please continue this work of genius :) *loads shotgun*
migueljm5 18
I, for some reason, imagined this in response to the Martin Luther King Jr. speech. Oh really, Dr. King? I had a dream once. I was playing tennis and i woke up because i slapped myself in the face
allie2590 31
Haha so did I... I must be tired.