Today, I used fly spray on my muffin tray instead of olive oil. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
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Shattered
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Karma delivers
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Nice sheen
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Been there before
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Ewwwwww
Today, I ordered some food to get delivered. When I opened the bag a fly flew out. FML
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bryce0110 23
Couldn't you have checked before using it? YDI
tin_cup 27
At least you'll be fly free for the rest of the day.
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Comments (50)
kirichubi 11
Ew
AliGInTheHouse 24
What an insightful comment.
bryce0110 23
Couldn't you have checked before using it? YDI
Danne696 14
Obviously that was possible, although OP doesn't specify that it was an accident it seems very likely.
Marcella1016 32
I don't agree that OP deserved that but...who keeps those two things near each other?? Also hoping OP relied their mistake before they put the muffin batter in lol
DomsterDC 16
The fly spray can must look very similar to the oil bottle other than that I can't think of another reason why OP got them mixed up
False_Stupidity 42
You can get olive oil in spray cans and they do look kind of similar to some brands of fly spray so I can easily imagine such a brain fart moment if someone didn't put the fly spray away in the right cupboard.
Onigori 14
I hope you didn't eat those muffins.
_Just_My_Luck 15
At least flies won't be on your muffins right..?
Redmond64 16
Good job
gamermonster 34
Good morning OP
tin_cup 27
At least you'll be fly free for the rest of the day.
Enkeria 30
YDI OP. Fly spray and olive oil have two very different smells.
False_Stupidity 42
Yes, but by the time you get to smell it, it's too late. Or do you go around sniffing the nozzle of every can to be sure of what it is?
tantanpanda 26
unless you're as high as a kite, there's no reason for you to "accidentally" use bug spray instead of olive oil. Besides, if you just sprayed it, then just wash it.
Enkeria 30
Have you ever smelled fly spray? There's no way you can miss it. It has a very strong smell. I use fly spray on my horses.
watermelon15 35
At least you didn't wreck the muffins! You could still wash the tray or use another tray.
ulissey_fml 22
guest: These chocolate chips are tasty, where do you buy them? you: What chocolate chips?
hellobobismyname 24
I don't think you understand what fly spray is supposed to do... Flies will be the one ingredient least likely to be found in the baked goods.