Today, I realized that I am dating a 25 year-old man-child. He turns 13 whenever he sees my boobs, complete with big eyes and saying "honk honk" whenever he touches them. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out the 28-year-old I am dating is actually 48. FML
Today, my boyfriend, who's a bit older than me, introduced me to his daughter. I was expecting a toddler. Nope, she's a year older than me. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, meeting his family for the first time. I was leaning against him when he reached around, grabbed my boobs, and started making "pew-pew" laser noises, all in front of his family. I can't believe I'm dating this child. FML
Today, a cute new guy I always run into at work hit on me. Turns out he's only 18. I'm old enough to be his mom. FML
Today, the boy that I met online six months ago and expressed my love to sent me a picture of himself and confessed how old he really was: thirteen. I'm eighteen years old and holding a steady job. FML
Today, I found out that my 20-year-old boyfriend won't touch my boobs because he is afraid his parents will find out. FML
Today, I found out that the girl I've been dating online for over three months is actually a very bored 14-year-old boy. FML
Today, I regret ever deciding to ask out a younger man. I’m 27 and he’s 21. I’m worried about my career, he’s worried about his Xbox; I love my parents, he’s still rebelling against his like an emo teenager; I want romance, he likes to wobble my breasts while giggling, saying, “Boobies.” FML
Today, my little brother grabbed my boobs and wouldn't let go until I pried his hands off. When I told my mom, her response was, "Get over it. He's a little kid who doesn't know any better." He's 14 years-old. FML
Today, after an argument, my boyfriend called me a fart knocker and gave me a wedgie. Apparently, I'm dating an 10-year-old. FML
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Starfire22 5
Mostmen are man-children at heart, it never changes. Accept it and it will make life alot easier.
Sixpakastan 0
Gonna need to see said boobs before I can pass judgement.
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Comments (353)
NorfolkDude 2
Every single man in this planet will do the same exact thing at just the sight of boobies. Especially ones he can go honk honk with.
PhillyFox 0
Failing to see how this is an FML...
Jasoco 0
They're called "men". They're all that way. Get over it.
spazz666 18
Wow these comments are slow to load on by iPod... My second comment was supposed to be right after the first cuz I forgot to add it and as tithe sarcasm thing I couldn't rlly tell cuz u know... My iPod just isn't cool enough to read the emotion behind the poster. And if u wanna use sarcasm make it obvious cuz that's the only way it's ever useful. *rolls eyes* thank you and good night.
spazz666 18
And u ppl rlly shouldn't be judging anyone on this site... Who died and gave you the right to call someone you've never even met a ****, a ****, and a *****? If u wanna call a prostitute all that shot b4 u meet them go ahead but some random stranger? Make sure your own hands are clean before u go pointing fingers.
jbm0225 0
and I'm the one who is single?
LoveRave 0
Haha sounds like my bf cept he doesnt say that. Although i swear his hand is magnetic to them
Jessie_Bear 0
Ahh, I understand. My boyfriend will bury his face in mine and pretend he's found his own little world...
thighsofglory 0
Motorboat noises crack me up every time. Just saying.
xoxo_Kate_oxox 0
L0L . this made me laugh , thaanks . :P ahha .