Today, I realized that I am dating a 25 year-old man-child. He turns 13 whenever he sees my boobs, complete with big eyes and saying "honk honk" whenever he touches them. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out the 28-year-old I am dating is actually 48. FML
Today, my boyfriend, who's a bit older than me, introduced me to his daughter. I was expecting a toddler. Nope, she's a year older than me. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, meeting his family for the first time. I was leaning against him when he reached around, grabbed my boobs, and started making "pew-pew" laser noises, all in front of his family. I can't believe I'm dating this child. FML
Today, a cute new guy I always run into at work hit on me. Turns out he's only 18. I'm old enough to be his mom. FML
Today, the boy that I met online six months ago and expressed my love to sent me a picture of himself and confessed how old he really was: thirteen. I'm eighteen years old and holding a steady job. FML
Today, I found out that my 20-year-old boyfriend won't touch my boobs because he is afraid his parents will find out. FML
Today, I found out that the girl I've been dating online for over three months is actually a very bored 14-year-old boy. FML
Today, I regret ever deciding to ask out a younger man. I’m 27 and he’s 21. I’m worried about my career, he’s worried about his Xbox; I love my parents, he’s still rebelling against his like an emo teenager; I want romance, he likes to wobble my breasts while giggling, saying, “Boobies.” FML
Today, my little brother grabbed my boobs and wouldn't let go until I pried his hands off. When I told my mom, her response was, "Get over it. He's a little kid who doesn't know any better." He's 14 years-old. FML
Today, after an argument, my boyfriend called me a fart knocker and gave me a wedgie. Apparently, I'm dating an 10-year-old. FML
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Starfire22 5
Mostmen are man-children at heart, it never changes. Accept it and it will make life alot easier.
Sixpakastan 0
Gonna need to see said boobs before I can pass judgement.
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Comments (353)
MadJester 0
I think we're dating the same guy. lol
runswithsporks 2
I do similar things to my fiance, and when she rolls her eyes at me I tell her this. "When you are 50 and your **** are saggy, you will be glad you had **** that could do that to a man". Deal with it, your boobs will only be perfect for so long, and then your will beg your boyfriend to even look at them.
peytontaylorharl 0
o_o
iamcheese 0
It's not about the googly eyes when your boyfriend/husband looks at your boobs. That's nice and cute and flattering. It's the "honk-honk" that's the problem. My boyfriend does that to me. At first, I went "ha-ha, how about I do that to your boobs?" But now... It's not funny. It's not cute. It's just plain annoying. It doesn't do anything to make me feel sexy or think that we're being silly together, and we do a lot of silly things together. In conclusion, I feel you, OP.
darth1 18
Marry this man
DameGreyWulf 1
Ah, but that's the thing - I'm not worked up. I actually find this great mental exercise, at times.
cmac86 24
simple solution: don't let him touch them.
JCadle90 0
Man-Child sounds like he rapes kids.... maybe say my husband acts like a child
Ootori 0
lol i laughed so hard haha, i'd agree with #4 that men are practically kids at heart but it varies between us wen we become childish...a reaction from simply seeing a woman's rack is like something from a comedy show LOL
Mr_Satisfied 0
If they are so good... pics or it didn't happen