Today, I realized that I am dating a 25 year-old man-child. He turns 13 whenever he sees my boobs, complete with big eyes and saying "honk honk" whenever he touches them. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out the 28-year-old I am dating is actually 48. FML
Today, my boyfriend, who's a bit older than me, introduced me to his daughter. I was expecting a toddler. Nope, she's a year older than me. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, meeting his family for the first time. I was leaning against him when he reached around, grabbed my boobs, and started making "pew-pew" laser noises, all in front of his family. I can't believe I'm dating this child. FML
Today, a cute new guy I always run into at work hit on me. Turns out he's only 18. I'm old enough to be his mom. FML
Today, the boy that I met online six months ago and expressed my love to sent me a picture of himself and confessed how old he really was: thirteen. I'm eighteen years old and holding a steady job. FML
Today, I found out that my 20-year-old boyfriend won't touch my boobs because he is afraid his parents will find out. FML
Today, I found out that the girl I've been dating online for over three months is actually a very bored 14-year-old boy. FML
Today, I regret ever deciding to ask out a younger man. I’m 27 and he’s 21. I’m worried about my career, he’s worried about his Xbox; I love my parents, he’s still rebelling against his like an emo teenager; I want romance, he likes to wobble my breasts while giggling, saying, “Boobies.” FML
Today, my little brother grabbed my boobs and wouldn't let go until I pried his hands off. When I told my mom, her response was, "Get over it. He's a little kid who doesn't know any better." He's 14 years-old. FML
Today, after an argument, my boyfriend called me a fart knocker and gave me a wedgie. Apparently, I'm dating an 10-year-old. FML
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Starfire22 5
Mostmen are man-children at heart, it never changes. Accept it and it will make life alot easier.
Sixpakastan 0
Gonna need to see said boobs before I can pass judgement.
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Comments (353)
DameGreyWulf 1
Actually, I'd still say the same, face-to-face. Such a lame argument, "you're just insecure and afraid!" is no better than "you're just jealous!"
royboh 0
He's not the problem. The problem is that you are clearly in a relationship just for the sake of being in a relationship.
Alfaoro 0
oh my god my boyfriend did the EXACT same thing until it pissed me off so much i made him stop
emilang 0
Isnt that better than ignoring your special parts?
mirix 6
lmao, imo, that's kinda cute =3
Coralfields 0
i agree with mirix! (i wanted to say it.)
myfriend_youfail 3
I would still call her an idiotic **** if I met her in person...if some 14-year-old came up to me and said "oh my garsh, okay so I've had sex with these 14-year-old guys, and one of them grabbed my boobies so much they went numb", I'd call her out on it!. So your entire argument just went out the window. Lern2ArgueUrPoints. Kthxbai.
Meh546 0
While I agree that, "it's their business and you shouldn't bust into it", would you feel the same if it were your own daughter prancing around, bragging about having her breasts squeezed so hard that they went numb? I certainly would die if she did, wouldn't you? I'm hardly older then Brooke, but I have taken care of three kids and have enough life experience, my sister and my cousins, to tell you that having sex at age fourteen and having kids does not sound like fun. I've dated a guy for two and a half years, and we still have not gone past snuggling on his lap. I would yell at her that while her friends are at the mall, she has to clean her kid's poop, and that's NOT fun. Sorry my grammer is poor, English was not my first language :D
loninessYman 0
big boobs ,honk!
iTunesAddict 0
My boyfriend does it too, but I think it's cute lol.