Today, I realized that I am dating a 25 year-old man-child. He turns 13 whenever he sees my boobs, complete with big eyes and saying "honk honk" whenever he touches them. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out the 28-year-old I am dating is actually 48. FML
Today, my boyfriend, who's a bit older than me, introduced me to his daughter. I was expecting a toddler. Nope, she's a year older than me. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, meeting his family for the first time. I was leaning against him when he reached around, grabbed my boobs, and started making "pew-pew" laser noises, all in front of his family. I can't believe I'm dating this child. FML
Today, a cute new guy I always run into at work hit on me. Turns out he's only 18. I'm old enough to be his mom. FML
Today, the boy that I met online six months ago and expressed my love to sent me a picture of himself and confessed how old he really was: thirteen. I'm eighteen years old and holding a steady job. FML
Today, I found out that my 20-year-old boyfriend won't touch my boobs because he is afraid his parents will find out. FML
Today, I found out that the girl I've been dating online for over three months is actually a very bored 14-year-old boy. FML
Today, I regret ever deciding to ask out a younger man. I’m 27 and he’s 21. I’m worried about my career, he’s worried about his Xbox; I love my parents, he’s still rebelling against his like an emo teenager; I want romance, he likes to wobble my breasts while giggling, saying, “Boobies.” FML
Today, my little brother grabbed my boobs and wouldn't let go until I pried his hands off. When I told my mom, her response was, "Get over it. He's a little kid who doesn't know any better." He's 14 years-old. FML
Today, after an argument, my boyfriend called me a fart knocker and gave me a wedgie. Apparently, I'm dating an 10-year-old. FML
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Top comments
Starfire22 5
Mostmen are man-children at heart, it never changes. Accept it and it will make life alot easier.
Sixpakastan 0
Gonna need to see said boobs before I can pass judgement.
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Comments (353)
nuttinick 0
I wish I was this guy.
bexox 0
That's fine, Meh, but bubbly is not any relation to me, and I don't see her that way. I'm not going to compare every teen out there to my (imaginary) daughter or little sister.
dragonflygal 0
they're ALL like that! they NEVER grow out of it!!!
DrConstantine 0
YDI for having no sense of humor and for outgrowing your inner child.
iWantACookie95 0
Grow a sense of humour, please.
NrthrnLghts 0
YDI for being such a frigid bitch. Learn to take a joke already.
strawberryswirl 0
Another example of why we need a "who the **** cares" button.
PhillyFox 0
Yeah I'm looking for the Who Cares button, too. OP: Why are you surprised at this? If you don't want your boyfriend to do that, then you probably shouldn't ever get one in the first place. That's a pretty normal thing for them to do. Get a sense of humor for crying out loud.
captainmaharet 1
You too, huh? Except mine is 27.
glassgoblin 0
It isn't funny... but it shows that men should be the ones who get breast implants so they can play with them all they want without being immature jacktards.