Today, a cute new guy I always run into at work hit on me. Turns out he's only 18. I'm old enough to be his mom. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I learned that the guy I've had a crush on for almost 6 months at work is significantly younger than me. So young that I could have been his babysitter growing up. He's 21, I'm 34. FML
Today, I went bowling with my parents. This cute guy works there and he always flirts with me. My mom just so happened to see it today. As we left, she says to him, "You know she's 13, right?" I'm 17. FML
Today, I found out my most attractive co-worker has a crush on me. I'm 53. She's 16.. FML
Today, I met my older sister's cute male roommate. Everything was going smoothly until he asked if I was her mother. I’m only 20. FML
Today, I discovered that my male coworker, who coincidentally shares my last name, has been telling everyone we're married. I'm 26; he's 58. FML
Today, the boy that I met online six months ago and expressed my love to sent me a picture of himself and confessed how old he really was: thirteen. I'm eighteen years old and holding a steady job. FML
Today, I was in the store when a man started chatting me up. He was good looking and charming. He asked, “So, what are you, 22-23?” I saw him visibly recoil in disgust when I told him my real age. I’m only 35, he was about 50, but he acted like he couldn’t runaway fast enough. FML
Today, I'm 20 years-old and I was propositioned by a 42 year-old man, who turned out to be my dad's friend who helped care for me when I was 2 to 7 years-old. FML
Today, a slightly older guy friend of mine told me that he thinks of me as a little sister. Immediately afterwards, he tried to make out with me. FML
Today, the guy I met on Tinder texted me about our date tomorrow. He seemed nervous. I come to find out his mom overheard us talking on the phone and wants to meet me. I said OK, that’s not big deal. That’s when he told me that he’s actually 17. I now hate myself because I’m 26. FML
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Top comments
Enslaved 38
MILFs need loving too.
aliezzo 19
At least he's legal.
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Comments (88)
saffy66 34
That sux OP but it's hard to know how old people are sometimes. Be glad you're attractive enough to have a young guy hit on you.
TheBelt 19
At least you still got it in you, be flattered.
Stooby61 18
Actually, I think she was trying to get it in her!
wtffml1979 22
I haven't read any further down but cougar comes to mind.
Enslaved 38
MILFs need loving too.
devildog562 33
The older the berry the sweeter the juice...
Evil_Jester 17
Take him home and make him a man!!!_
aliezzo 19
At least he's legal.
WhoCouldIBe 11
You have a point
SerendipityRose 26
Time to turn that Pool Boy into a Pool Man!
1dvs_bstd 41
... and let him snake your drain.
MrSarary 26
If anything thing this is a win. You've attracted a younger guy, and hey there's nothing wrong with being a cougar.
ItsDutch 16
I agree, there's nothing wrong with being a cougar, take pride in it op!
tnlander 20
Age is just a number. He can keep you feeling young and you may be able to teach him a thing or two.
ItsDutch 16
As long as both parties are of the legal age.
igive 29
I disagree. The human brain isn't fully developed till the age of 25 for females, 29 for males. They are maturity disparities between age ranges, and plus people enter different stages in life making it difficult to be in a relationship with someone significantly older/younger. I'm not saying it's impossibke, just not likely to work out.
gobiteme2 34
# 34 You really want to take it to a mind development. Coworker saw him as a cute new guy so what. If she is in to him let hormones go wild if she wants. Also nowhere did she say she wanted a one night stand, short term, or long term relationship. Guys cute they are both of legal age so if she wants to pursue she should.
igive 29
I'm not specifically talking about OP, rather the comnent i replied to. "Age is just a number." No it's not. Perhaps I'm being too cynical but I have seen many relationships where age did actually come between them.
Catdragon 40
you wouldn't be saying this if it was a young girl and an old guy or if the 18 year old was younger. even if he was 17 you'd probably call him a child. what's the damn difference between a few days or a few months?
igive 29
I would be saying this actually. And your arguement does not follow what I'm saying. Legal or not, I'm saying that a significant age difference does ultimately affect a relationship. I'm not talking about one night stands, and OP probably not have a one night stand with her coworker with out it affecting them since they'ed have to see each other every day.
SLL78 3
Who says it has to be a long term thing. How about a good time?
wtffml1979 22
Booooo #65 this isn't a classroom. I say get it on. When I was 18 I was having sex with a 43 y/o woman and it helped me mentally and sexually. I learned quite a bit. Did I ever. Not to mention ego boost maxed!!
J15237 25
Exactly! Have some damn fun
clevergirl98 20
You may not be as old as you would think, many people are having kids at a younger age and if there really isn't a huge age gap between you, like if you weren't legal age before he was born then why does age have to matter?
roki_fml 7
She just said that she could be his mom so it would be weird
Catdragon 40
18 plus the minimum of 12. that's at least 30 years old. but my guess is that she's in her 40s.
EbyKat 16
Just use the campsite rule and teach him the tea and sympathy rule and you are golden. ;)
HeWhoIsNameless 9
I don't understand the problem.
Earths_Venus 25
As much as I want to tell you to go for it, you really shouldn't mix business and pleasure. That said, I hope I'm as good looking as you when I'm your age :)