Today, I found out the 28-year-old I am dating is actually 48. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Kinda sus
Today, I found out the boyfriend of 2 years is actually 22 years-old instead of the 28 that he told me. I'm turning 39 this year and I'm very pregnant. FML
Deception
Today, I found out that the 19-year-old I've been seeing is really 26, with two kids and a pregnant fiancée. I'm only 17. FML
Today, I discovered that my male coworker, who coincidentally shares my last name, has been telling everyone we're married. I'm 26; he's 58. FML
Online life
Today, I found out that the girl I've been dating online for over three months is actually a very bored 14-year-old boy. FML
Today, I found out that the guy I've been dating for the past 7 months, who insisted on keeping us a secret because it was "too soon", is proudly showing off his new 19 year old girlfriend he met a month ago. FML
Speed dating
Today, I found out that the 28 year-old woman I hooked up with a week ago is a widow and her kids, who I’ve met once, have started calling me Daddy. FML
Cougartown
Today, I learned that the guy I've had a crush on for almost 6 months at work is significantly younger than me. So young that I could have been his babysitter growing up. He's 21, I'm 34. FML
Bad omen
Today, I found out the man I have a date with next week is married. FML
Today, I found out that my daughter's "pen pal" is really a 58-year-old man in prison. FML
The accident
Today, I'm 36 and accidentally got pregnant with my FWB, a 28 year-old bartender. I told him and he broke down and admitted he’s actually only 19, an unemployed college dropout who lives with his parents. I didn’t believe it until I saw his driver's license, date of birth 2004. So much for child support… FML
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Tripartita 45
Finally, an FML that illustrates the repercussions of all those "fun" age-swap movies. Age-swaps are no laughing matter—don't let those Freaky Fridays, Bigs, or 17 Agains fool you!
AC98 19
How tf could u not tell??
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kara701 7
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
That's rather unfortunate
ZombieSlaya115 17
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
That's rather unfortunate
AC98 19
How tf could u not tell??
bearbear120 27
Maybe they've only ever talked online?
AC98 19
It says dating.. I'd imagine they've been on dates before irl
Lalala579121 28
Benjamin Button. (and it's called online dating so...)
Nexx1234 7
some people just age very well. totally possible for a 48 year old to pass for a 28 year old
mjd02 15
have you seen Tom Cruise?
mfmylifesrsly 30
My dad is 67 and people tell me they though he was in his 40s when I tell them how old he is.
ne0felis 16
I know people who are 40 and look like 23..
Colon_Man 17
@23; Why? Did you lose him, again? XD
elainebarish 8
Agreed, #14! My mother looks very young, and once when I had some friends over when I was a teenager, they asked if she had been a teen mom. She was 50.
BrianCMullin 3
So your dad is in his 80s?
SpyroMello 29
My dad is 44 and I have friends ask if he's my brother or if we run errands they think we're newly weds. It's so weird but people can get older and look young.
mariri9206 32
@23, Tom Cruise? More like have you seen Jared Leto? He's in his 40's and he looks like in his 30's. He looks so good for his age and his skin is flawless. I wouldn't say Tom Cruise is ugly but he does not look younger than he actually is, imo.
ashatash 12
he lied to her that long? that's pretty messed up
Tripartita 45
Finally, an FML that illustrates the repercussions of all those "fun" age-swap movies. Age-swaps are no laughing matter—don't let those Freaky Fridays, Bigs, or 17 Agains fool you!
cootiequeen4444 11
What Freaky Friday failed to do with seriousness and warning, it made up for in its title... which would be pretty accurate from what I'd gather. although maybe ****** up Friday would be even more accurate.
ROTFLMAOLDM 13
Psh. Age is just a number.
Lalala579121 28
So is the number of years you're in jail for pedophilia.
Watervixen 27
But lying about your age is the problem here.
ROTFLMAOLDM 13
And yet everyone is assuming she lied. She could've just told him her age. Thanks cruel world...
Jay0501 21
This leaves many questions unanswered
Kaylana_fml 31
If the person looks that good for their age, then more power to you both
hellnosucka 27
it's alright. just round it down a few times.
moniculkin 19
Sounds like the show Younger from TvLand ?. But in all seriousness, age shouldn't matter if you really like her, or love her, whatever the case.
orangejubejube 20
I was about to say, "at least you didn't find out they're 18.." But then I saw you username and realized that wouldn't actually be so bad, comparatively.