Today, I realized that I am dating a 25 year-old man-child. He turns 13 whenever he sees my boobs, complete with big eyes and saying "honk honk" whenever he touches them. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out the 28-year-old I am dating is actually 48. FML
Today, my boyfriend, who's a bit older than me, introduced me to his daughter. I was expecting a toddler. Nope, she's a year older than me. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, meeting his family for the first time. I was leaning against him when he reached around, grabbed my boobs, and started making "pew-pew" laser noises, all in front of his family. I can't believe I'm dating this child. FML
Today, a cute new guy I always run into at work hit on me. Turns out he's only 18. I'm old enough to be his mom. FML
Today, the boy that I met online six months ago and expressed my love to sent me a picture of himself and confessed how old he really was: thirteen. I'm eighteen years old and holding a steady job. FML
Today, I found out that my 20-year-old boyfriend won't touch my boobs because he is afraid his parents will find out. FML
Today, I found out that the girl I've been dating online for over three months is actually a very bored 14-year-old boy. FML
Today, I regret ever deciding to ask out a younger man. I’m 27 and he’s 21. I’m worried about my career, he’s worried about his Xbox; I love my parents, he’s still rebelling against his like an emo teenager; I want romance, he likes to wobble my breasts while giggling, saying, “Boobies.” FML
Today, my little brother grabbed my boobs and wouldn't let go until I pried his hands off. When I told my mom, her response was, "Get over it. He's a little kid who doesn't know any better." He's 14 years-old. FML
Today, after an argument, my boyfriend called me a fart knocker and gave me a wedgie. Apparently, I'm dating an 10-year-old. FML
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Starfire22 5
Mostmen are man-children at heart, it never changes. Accept it and it will make life alot easier.
Sixpakastan 0
Gonna need to see said boobs before I can pass judgement.
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Comments (353)
The_Pleb 0
FIRST!!!!!
sexxxtacy 0
woah...a comment from pleb that dint say get back in the kitchen and make me a sammich
gosuckanut 0
the pleb looks cross eyed.
Unregistered 0
oh my ******* god really? "all men are like this" . . . replace men with woman and this thread will be filled with 300 raging femenists typing in caps lock how much of a sexist pig you are and that you will never find yourself a wife, so for all you ******* commentors saying "all men are like this" you need to seriously consider dating more then the autistic greeting man at wal-mart
ChairForce 0
You have a valid point, Unregistered, however a good deal (not all) of men are like this. My mother says that even my 52 year old stepdad gets like that sometimes. I don't know why it bothers women so much. I just squeeze his back and say "beep beep."
responses 0
she should make him a sammich
jmack8796 0
make me a sandwich NOW bitch!
blakehilli8 0
1
thesunwillshine3 0
haha.
RadiationNeon 5
I honk honk!
SoccerForTheWin 5
Your now dating Peter Griffin
pedosmurf 7
Iam 13 and that is offensive it's more like choo choo get to facts right
Big_Pickle 18
You're*
Starfire22 5
Mostmen are man-children at heart, it never changes. Accept it and it will make life alot easier.
White667 0
Exactly what I was gunna say; aren't all men like that?
time4coffee 3
So how is that different than any other guy. Deal with it they're all children. It's more a FOL for women.
BeeSkwaird 0
Today, I realized I'm dating a guy who trusts me enough to be himself around me. FML.
romaunts 0
...going 'honk honk' would be a bit of a problem for me, and I'm a fairly open-minded person.
FNovus 0
Sounds like you need a better sense of humour then, to put it bluntly.
dacman48 0
**** you u damn sexist bitches. women are all psychotic little ***** at heart
Freakkshoooww 0
I agree(besides with the slutty part) and I'm a female!
deadkenn8 0
shit that guy needs to get laid more often. when I was thirteen my gf had dolly partons and I didn't go "HONK HONK" with them all day, I just knew how to satisfy her with them.
p3mguin 7
^ this guy is a badass
fuzzyrat1 4
tell him to grow up or you're over
Leward 0
Aye, boys are always boys, no matter what age. In your case, get over him and get a man instead.
alexandraa_fml 0
Big deal?
natabeast 6
Oh come -on-. My boyfriend and I play ass tag running up flights of stairs. It doesn't hurt to be a little playful once in a while.
koalaguy 0
Yeah **** freeze tag, awesome people play with asses.
bubblybrooke 12
.... the 14 and 15 year old guys that I've done don't act like that.... then again the one was so obsessed with my boobs I kind of lost feeling in them for a while >.<
meanie_monday 0
Why is everyone having sex like at age 12 now? This is why I hated junior high - full of horny kids.
Starfire22 5
14 & 15 year old guys? I'm sorry but it seems like most young girls are *****...
The_Pleb 0
Only cool girls can get guys this young So go to bed everyone whos against this
Starfire22 5
No the cool girls get the seniors, the slutty ones do the freshman boys and a fair amount to eventually atract the senior boys...
BaBiiSpAnKy821 0
amenn
alexandraa_fml 0
Then she can get to work on the senior class guys. :,D Except they have less mercy,. they'll dub you as a hit and run.
The_Pleb 0
No No No The cool girls get the freshmans so they can get sent to the headmasters room, they also get to see some bad boys on the way. WIN/WIN
The_Pleb 0
No No No The cool girls use the freshman to get to the headmasters room. They also get to see bad boyz on the way. WIN/WIN
The_Pleb 0
Ahhh i fail Sorry people Rings ex * Sammich please, thankyou*
bebees 0
15 yr old boys don't act 'childishly' because they are too busy trying to seem mature. Men, on the other hand, arn't afraid to act like kids because they are (a) comfortable with themselves, and (b) comfortable with the person they are with. Unless the OPs BF is a slack-jawed idiot incapable of holding a conversation, he is being open with you. You know, like how we always hear that women want men to be. If the guy is an idiot then YDI for dating him, and if he is just being fun, then Y don't DI because you think this is an FML, when its just FY.
Clitastrophe 0
My little sister was like you when she was that age. Guess who was an aunt at 16?
Clitastrophe 0
The_Pleb, read out the word "shutthefuckup" really slowly. Then shove it up your ass and take the advice.
fafa123_fml 0
rofl
RuDogg 0
its sex! its supposed to be wild and fun! there's no point if ur gonna be following sum rule book n boring shit! boys will be boys!
deadkenn8 0
any senior who dates a freshman girl is a loser, because if they weren't, they'd be dating an older woman or at least some one their own age. think about it, I hate freshmen, they're anoying little brats, and I don't ever want to associate myself with one because I can get girls my own age and older.
noahvs67 0
**** you
UltimateGIRness 16
26-I agree,I am 13,but I hate the way my generation dressed/acts
Sixpakastan 0
Gonna need to see said boobs before I can pass judgement.