Today, I came home to my mom dancing the hustle naked. With a group of 4 friends. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, for the fourth time this week, I witnessed my mother dancing around the house naked. Apparently, she is loosening up her "inner nudist" and isn't planning on stopping any time soon. FML
Today, my mom publicly pole danced. In a playground. FML
Family values
Today, I went back home. My drunk mother was screaming at my drunk step-dad about a fight that happened four years ago. My little sister was looking in the mirror practicing her "orgasm face", while the neighbors were dancing outside, coked out and naked. FML
Today, I got home early from work. When I got home I got to see my dad chasing my mom around the house, naked. FML
Today, I walked in on my dad giving my mom a striptease. FML
Today, I was taking a shower after basketball practice. When I got out of the shower I thought no one was home so I thought it might be fun to walk around the house completely naked. I walk downstairs and my mom was eating dinner. Along with 20 other members of her bookclub. FML
Today, I woke up to my mom washing the dishes completely naked. Sadly, I was more surprised by the fact she was doing the dishes than the fact that that she was strutting about in her birthday suit. FML
Today, I came out of my bedroom to find my mom doing yoga in my hallway. Naked. She doesn't seem to think there's any problem with this. It's my house. FML
Today, I saw my mom run across the house naked for a condom. FML
America! F*** yeah!
Today, it was my mom's birthday, I planned to wish her a happy birthday as she woke up. I opened the door to her room, only to see my dad dancing around in an American flag thong. Grimacing in pain, I closed the door right away. Not only am I forever disturbed, but now my dad is asking me how he looks naked. FML
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HannahForbesxo 13
If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.
dtpace 0
milf????
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HannahForbesxo 13
If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.
khloeelove 0
That's exactly what I was thinking !
dolphincheddar 10
in some cases, beat to 'em. not if your family though. but I would have
BaconDave 12
That's not what Chris Brown did
dolphincheddar 10
becuase he could beat her so he isn't have to join her
enonymous 9
when I read this I thought it was 4 of his friends. I am sad now
dolphincheddar 10
didn't have to*
spacemanspiff78 7
Your mom knows how to get down, party at your house!
dolphincheddar 10
57 op is a her, so it would be even better
Sophura 10
That's pretty sick dolphin. You'd beat to your mother dancing naked? Get help.
metallicatime 0
71 he's obviously joking.... or atleast that's the vibe I'm feeling
dolphincheddar 10
seriousness is not my forte. but that is
MrSassypants 34
76 he's not joking, that's just how WE roll.
mlebethbear 0
was she drunk?
whyXD 13
SWINGERS.
scrapmetal58 9
Now I have the song "Do The Hustle" stuck in my head. 'Do the hustle! ba ba ba ba ba ba ba....' Dammit.
urdirtyolduncle 15
Sounds like an orgy waiting to happen.
Iamnotmyself 17
Naked hustle? Sounds like that one time at summer camp...
changetheworld 0
Hey at least it wasn't dad too.
HowAreYouToday 34
hmmmm
proxxX069069 7
o.0 ... DO THE HUSTLE!
katiekatie412 4
Who doesn't like dancing naked?? (;
BIEBERSLAYER 10
op needs to be glad she caught them while they were still dancing.
baseball6917 8
at least you didn't find em grindin.
Keyman1212 14
At least you didn't find em douching it up in their bathroom taking myspace mirror pictures.
andy231245 4
yea seriously, nickel for every time that's happened...
bill929 7
haha as soon as I read "do the hustle" I instantly thought of Fry from Futurama
j_cat187 20
lets all get stoned and dance around. Best feeling in the world.
marinus_fml 20
As long as she enjoyed herself!
Poomoobear 0
you look a little constipated there my love.
Idonebeenhad 17
LOL^
BeastMode5 0
Hey 4, you're half way there! You're already shirtless! =D
Keyman1212 14
There's nothing wrong with taking your shirt off...
BeastMode5 0
Oh, I know. I never said there was, I was just informing him that he was half way there. Some guys aren't too bad to look at so I'm perfectly fine with shirtless guys.
dtpace 0
milf????
mattyboonie 0
milf indeed!
knights95 9
5some
metallicatime 0
hmmm that's precisely what I was thinking.... he should break out the videocamera
howslife123 0
it's a girl though, so how would that...
ariannaa_fml 17
GILF?
HowAreYouToday 34
oh-kay? thats normal... so how is the weather?
Cryingraven 1
when this reaches 69 likes we should leave it >:D
JMoney4110 0
that's what I was thinking
kingdranzet 0
u made me laugh
kingdranzet 0
u made me laugh
gtwerd 0
Lucky!!!
xlord 27
I don't think this is an FML. it's more of a MASSIVE WTF?????
xlord 27
I don't think this is an FML. it's more of a MASSIVE WTF?????
whyXD 13
# 3 why would he be lucky to see his mom dancing naked???
RetardedBullFrog 4
it was probably directed at her mom's friends . . . i hope.
gtwerd 0
I miss the days were people knew about sarcasm...
hotair10 9
I miss the days of when people knew the difference between "where" and "were".....
gtwerd 0
Really 149... do you feel better about your life now.. I'd say you were cool but I'd be lying... and I'd ask where your from but I don't care... happy?
ENLT 6
at least it wasn't the truffle shuffle.
schaflava 0
someone stepped on a mine...sheesh
ladybunny 0
And this is the part where you leave. Quickly.
momo1972 3
did you get any photos?
odie41 4
I hope!! haha
QwertyMcNugget 0
Better start looking into therapy.
ipwnlosers 4
What happened to all of your clothes!?? D:
DjeePee 25
Did you join them?
KarWitz 0
I bet it was embarrassing . :o
crazyrunnergirl 7
hmm. I would suggest never to bring a boy home
ipwnlosers 4
You must be new. Most of your comments are stupid.
crazyrunnergirl 7
how about you stop commenting on my stuff and mind your own business
ipwnlosers 4
It's kinda hard to ignore your comments when they're so easy to talk about.
crazyrunnergirl 7
ya and the other 500 comments on FML aren't easy to talk about? stop being a snob and leave me alone.
ipwnlosers 4
I'm not being a snob. I didn't assay anything about your grammar but on the last FML, why would you break up with a guy just because he lives with his mom..?
crazyrunnergirl 7
because by the time he's 38 whether the economy sucks or not he should be working SOMEWHERE that pays enough to provide some kind of home and also they dated for 10 months and he said nothing to her about this which means he's not being totally honest
daxter136 0
cat fight ??????meow ???
ipwnlosers 4
It doesn't say ANYWHERE that he doesn't have a job. Yes the economy sucks. Like I said before, he's maybe making only enough that his able to live with his mom. maybe he wanted to stay in a relationship long enough so he can live with his partner.
crazyrunnergirl 7
I doubt that and even so he still was not honest with her and if he is lying about this know to her he most likely will keep doing it
A7X_LoVeee 10
Why are you guys arguing about a different fml? Let it go already.
ipwnlosers 4
It's not like he lied to her and said he lived in his own house. The FML said she learned that he lives with his mom. Maybe she never asked. now that is all, I'm not arguing with you anymore.
Awsumuzzie 12
Ipwnlosers, by your standards, "you must be new on fml, because your comments suck". Btw, I love your oxymoron here... Do you "pwn" yourself? Probably at night under the covers in bed, amirite?
Spinnmaster 1
lol ^
daBeast155 0
how can you guys argue that much over this site?
tona01 16
well crazyrunner was just minding her own bussiness, commenting what she felt right, when out of a sudden a wild ipwnlosers appeared. crazyrunner tried to defend herself against all of the bitch-based attacks brought on by ipwnlosers. after a few comments from both sides, other commenters where tired of these war, so they started to comment and tried to stop the war.
tona01 16
do you understand now how can they argue so much?
xGolBLiiN 1
ipwnloser's why do you start stuff? pwning isn't about being a bitch.
smurfsarwales 9
I pwn losers- shut the fu*k up. if someone pisses you off then don't comment. and if she's new, how could she be arguing about a past fml, because she wouldn't have seen it. no one liked an assh*le, and if you have problems with people, don't take them out on random people. are you tht scared you have to insult people on the Internet because they can't do anything back?
kraine0712 2
Yeah ipwnlosers shut the **** up and take a long walk off a short pier. What the **** crawled up your ass today?
mintcar 10
I didn't even know FMLs were big enough deals to stir up arguments. Silly me.
tmmundy 17
# 63....GROW UP ALREADY !!!! Leave people alone. you are always trying to start shit with people. Get a life already.