kait
United States
Sniper
Today, at work, an overweight man riding an electric cart started peeing all around the store. I had to clean it up. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
notpayedenoughforthisshit
Boone, United States
Today, for the third time this week, I had to clean up after someone who pissed themselves in the beer aisle at the grocery store where I work. FML
Chris
Filthy animal
Today, I work maintenance at a warehouse store. I had to clean the men's stall because someone had pooped on the seat, the floor, and got some on the wall. When I took my break, I noticed that my fellow maintenance coworker had poop on his pants and shoes. I then realized that I just cleaned up his “mess.” FML
mallcop
United States
Today, while I was working security at the mall, someone shat his pants. The shit dripped all over the floor and escalator. I was the one who had to stand near the poop so no one stepped in it. FML
TzarErik
Fort Collins, United States
Today, at work in a library, I found a dirty diaper stuffed under one of the public use computer desks. Not only was it leaking, but it had been run over several times by a rolling office chair. I had to clean it up. FML
cj1012
United States
Today, a homeless man started to wet himself in the recliner at the coffee shop where I work. He then walked all the way to the bathroom, only to finish urinating in a puddle right in front of the bathroom door. Guess who cleaned it up. FML
I'm so wet, baby
United Kingdom
Slippery
Today, while at work, I really had to pee. Since my break was soon, I decided to hold it as another customer came to my till, but I didn't see she had 3 trolleys full of food. It took ages to scan all of it, and when I left for my break, I had an empty bladder and a wet seat. FML
Anonymous
Kellyville, Australia
Long drive home
Today, at work, I shat myself at my desk thinking it was a fart. I had to waddle down to the parking garage and drive myself home. I’m a grown man. FML
ihatewalmart
United States
Live Laugh Love
Today, while at work, I saw a kid empty his bladder all over the floor. His mother walked over, looked at me, said, "Yep… that just happened," and dragged him away. I'm a 30-year-old man, four credits shy of a Master's, stuck cleaning up piss at a dead-end job. FML
StickyWicket
Today, at work where I'm a physiotherapist, I was helping a patient with lower back pain. While I was massaging him, he shat himself. FML
lifesucks0925
Vallejo, United States
Today, I had to clean human excrement at work when the fitting room turned into the shitting room. FML
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elat4lolz 0
bet op was...pissed.
Wheredidgrungego 12
That's literally the funniest mental image ever! Cleanup in aisle 6! ...and 7....and 8....and 9....
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elat4lolz 0
bet op was...pissed.
MrHomerSimpson 11
That might have been me. Blame it on Marge she usually does the shopping.
bitchslapped22 14
But the overweight man probably was...happy
marinus_fml 20
Nice pun #1 don't know why you're getting thumbed down. Beats a "that stinks" pun any day
dexy11 2
it was probably peter griffin
bluekid7 5
He was just marking his territory around the Cheetos so no one would touch them
mrmusicman97 4
pun win
Miss_Michaela 10
Well, you don't see that everyday.
somerandomdude19 2
Actually...
RaquelW 7
I feel bad for the dude :( I'm sure he'd have rather pissed elsewhere.
enopola 5
Why we should slim them down in mandated fat farms; the food we would save alone could feed the homeless.
darkmis1 18
Or not. If he was pissing and worried about it, he would've at least stopped instead of leaving a trail of it. I hate how overweight people ride around on the scooters when people with real physical ailments need them.
The_Troller 14
53- WTF? food we could save? You do realize we aren't exactly "low" on food supplies? Homeless people don't eat because they can't afford food, not because there isn't enough.
FunwithBumperCar 0
57- The extra food would cause a surplus and thus prices would lower, so he was right all along.
DrDilllonReese 12
Well then we can feed the starving Africans. I bet you don't have a shitty response to that.
michelelewis 3
um, being obese IS a real physical ailment.
DFlit1 0
Ailment or Your Own Damn Fault for being a lazy **** and not realizing that doing a little walking and not drinking soda every day or maybe not eating half a cake at a time was a bad idea! Being obese is not a natural or viral or chance type of thing it's a series of bad decisions made by the individual to continue to become fatter
trg568 7
shit job get a mexican to clean it next time.... are you mexican?
RaquelW 7
accidently thumbed this up instead of down... what's the point in being a racist dick if it's not even funny?
trg568 7
whos racist?
Carbonation 0
He is? I always thought Who was a very tolerant person.
marinus_fml 20
Me
strokesie 23
I'd just be glad he didn't take a shit or two as well.
laxmtl28 6
lol
ambamm135 7
That happened to my bf while he was at work. Some old lady just lost control and well ya :/
JinxosGirl87 0
I was expecting you to say that your BF shit at work. :P
trg568 7
3 maybe he did that on purpose sone people are just sick
stevenmx86 8
*an overweight man
Buttsexpirate 9
Grab your harpoon and hunt down that pissing, white whale. Revenge!!
laxmtl28 6
awsome name bro
onedayinamsterda 14
call the cops and have his ass arrested!
bananagrams 9
They'd never catch him, he's got a scooter with turbo drive.
teentee401 37
They won't catch him if he shifts into MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE!