smallfrie32
Today, I realized that 95% of my Facebook friends added me only because they think my sisters are hot. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
GshDrnt
United States
Today, I logged on to Facebook and had 64 notifications. I thought that perhaps I was popular. But no, it was my ten year old sister, liking 64 of my pictures. FML
sexy…i guess
United States
Just take the W
Today, I found out that my sister’s friends think I’m “hot” and “sexy.” They’re nine. FML
loser
United States
Today, I found out that the only reason my guy friends actually hang out with me at my house all the time is because they think my mom is hot. FML
notliked
United States
Friends?
Today, on Facebook, I realized I had over 500 friends. I told my one friend and she changed her status to, "How can Dan have over 500 Facebook friends? Nobody even likes him." It got 42 likes and twenty comments that basically said, "Agreed." FML
Noname
United States
Today, I got on Facebook and realized the only two friend requests I've had in 2 months are both from my parents. FML
alliobamy
United States
Today, I found an old friend of mine on Facebook. After adding her, I suggested friends for her. She ended up adding every single one I added, but not me. I later saw her ask one of those friends who the hell I was and how I knew all of them. We used to eat lunch together everyday. FML
creepyyy
United States
Today, trying to be nice, I added this really shy kid from my English class on Facebook. Within minutes, he started going through all my pictures and tagging himself as my breasts. FML
unlovedfatty
United States
Today, I reactivated my Facebook account, having not used it for three months. My "friends" didn't realize this. According to their recent status updates, I'm disgustingly fat, have a hook nose, and I'm secretly hated. FML
sourcandy013
United States
Today, my 11 year-old sister unfriended me on Facebook because I'm not "cool enough" to be seen on her profile. FML
crucets
United States
Today, I received a friend request on Facebook. I didn't know her, but she was cute, so I accepted the request. After looking at her pictures, I sent her a message saying "What's up cutie, do I know you?". She responded "Yes, I'm your cousin". FML
Top comments
chronicwanker 4
can i get your email so i can add you? I wanna see if your friends are right
lindsaysue 4
"National Unfriend Day" was last week, maybe you should have participated.
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Comments (100)
berg54 0
12 basically said exactly what needs to be said. Read that about 10 times, make some decisions and grow up.
sourgirl101 29
You should thank your sister for being hot, otherwise you'd have no FB friends and then cry about that.
W4X 0
Pixel friends really matter to you? Unless, you know them in real life. Then your screwed.
T3CHN0_N3GR0 0
Yeah and I bet those 95% are more likely people who just add random friends to compete to see who has the most:(
chronicwanker 4
no way man, they are doin it for the poontang
Fay303 5
don't feel bad I Been there too
bankrupt 15
I've been there too. A lot of girls hung out with me because they wanted to get with my brother. You don't "assume" it; eventually their true motives manifest themselves (like when they come to your house and the first thing they say is "where's your brother?" and if he's not home, they bolt within minutes) and that's when you tell them to get lost.
MRiKiCCS 0
aw you poor ugly duckling.
bclarkson 0
Whats your facebook account ?? wanna add you so i can also perv over your sisters
boobahs 0
hot sisters ftw!!!
chipchipperson 2
so there is either a bunch of dudes as your friends or a bunch of dykes.
sweet_candy_ 17
You're lucky it's your sister. Everyone thinks my mom is hot :(
barneyfife 0
she totally is. tell her thanks again for last night. I really needed it! oh, tell her to have change next time. I don't like paying extra!
anorexicbarbie 8
^ Thinks he's funny.
theFMLiest1ofThe 0
first off let me say that you have nothing to worry about. you are a very attractive young lady (and I'm not trying to be creepy or get with you in any way). so it would not surprise me if you have an attractive mother since your looks must have come from somewhere. I think that's cause for celebration even if you do sometimes feel like you're in her shadow...it won't always be that way. to the other commenter. really? I can't believe there are still people putting out 'your mom' insults.