smallfrie32
Today, I realized that 95% of my Facebook friends added me only because they think my sisters are hot. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
GshDrnt
United States
Today, I logged on to Facebook and had 64 notifications. I thought that perhaps I was popular. But no, it was my ten year old sister, liking 64 of my pictures. FML
sexy…i guess
United States
Just take the W
Today, I found out that my sister’s friends think I’m “hot” and “sexy.” They’re nine. FML
loser
United States
Today, I found out that the only reason my guy friends actually hang out with me at my house all the time is because they think my mom is hot. FML
notliked
United States
Friends?
Today, on Facebook, I realized I had over 500 friends. I told my one friend and she changed her status to, "How can Dan have over 500 Facebook friends? Nobody even likes him." It got 42 likes and twenty comments that basically said, "Agreed." FML
Noname
United States
Today, I got on Facebook and realized the only two friend requests I've had in 2 months are both from my parents. FML
alliobamy
United States
Today, I found an old friend of mine on Facebook. After adding her, I suggested friends for her. She ended up adding every single one I added, but not me. I later saw her ask one of those friends who the hell I was and how I knew all of them. We used to eat lunch together everyday. FML
creepyyy
United States
Today, trying to be nice, I added this really shy kid from my English class on Facebook. Within minutes, he started going through all my pictures and tagging himself as my breasts. FML
unlovedfatty
United States
Today, I reactivated my Facebook account, having not used it for three months. My "friends" didn't realize this. According to their recent status updates, I'm disgustingly fat, have a hook nose, and I'm secretly hated. FML
sourcandy013
United States
Today, my 11 year-old sister unfriended me on Facebook because I'm not "cool enough" to be seen on her profile. FML
crucets
United States
Today, I received a friend request on Facebook. I didn't know her, but she was cute, so I accepted the request. After looking at her pictures, I sent her a message saying "What's up cutie, do I know you?". She responded "Yes, I'm your cousin". FML
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chronicwanker 4
can i get your email so i can add you? I wanna see if your friends are right
lindsaysue 4
"National Unfriend Day" was last week, maybe you should have participated.
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Comments (100)
sarabraun8 7
how do uk? maybe they just added u cause they just wanna have a big list of friends. my sisters really pretty and she even became a model [not famous] and like every guy wants her. but idt that people added u cause of your sister.
GreyJay 0
...if you were hot, this wouldn't be a problem...
javy22 0
dam whats your e-mail...
paleknight47 0
fake, %95 are guys? shot down!!!
Coolbreezer 0
lol...dude...don't we go way back? can i add you to facebooks....ummm ..whats your sisters...err your name?
longboardsrule 0
I'm so gonna friend u..... can u hook me up with ur sis
ajmb88 0
wats ur name? lol jk
upbuttcoconut 5
I don't have a facebook but i know what you mean. All the guys at my school only talk to me cause my older sister's hott. No one cares about me :(
notimaginary 7
Is the OP Khloe Kardashian?
papahugsmefunneh 2
You should have mentioned the 5% includes your sisters and your grandparents