Today, I went over to my mother-in-law's house to have dinner. I was excited she invited me, since I thought she didn't like me. I ended up hanging her Christmas lights in a snowstorm while they had s'mores by the fire. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I showed up at my mom’s with homemade soup, since she said she wasn’t hosting Christmas Eve because she had the flu. My entire family was there without me. FML
Today, a friend had invited me to Christmas dinner since I have no family close by. When I got there, she told me that her and her husband had forgotten they had another dinner to go to, and asked if I would watch their kids for them. They each grabbed a handful of cookies I had baked and rushed out the door. FML
Today, my wife made me go with her to dinner with her parents, despite their long-standing hatred of me. Later on, my mother-in-law muttered to me, "I made yours special for ya", smirked, then made a show of scratching at her butt-crack. FML
Today, my mother called to uninvite me from Christmas, my ex-wife is going and she doesn't want it to be awkward for her. FML
Today, I got stuck in a blizzard. My mother never picked me up like she was supposed to, and wasn't answering her phone. After walking around for a half hour, freezing, I finally found her. Where was she? Sitting in Pizza Hut, having a great time. FML
Today, I visited my in-laws, whom I thought I was on great terms with. I soon learned that wasn't the case when my mother-in-law yelled at me about how I've been abusing her for years. Ten minutes later, she hugged me and asked me for grandkids. FML
Today, whilst at my new step-dad's Christmas lunch, my mother spiked my drink so that I would look worse than her in front of her new mother-in-law. FML
Today, I learned that instead of spending Christmas alone with my cat, enjoying chicken quesadillas and a tin of tuna while watching only the best cartoons, my mother's coming over. FML
Today, I was on the phone with my mother. She asked me if I was going to make it to Christmas at home. I told her that I would try and make it home since it would be my grandma's last Christmas alive. To my luck, grandma was sitting in the car with my mother, and speaker phone was in use. FML
Today, my mom and I were talking about a wedding decoration that we are going to use at my wedding. I insisted that I gave the decorations to her and I didn’t bother looking in my house. She came over for the night and cleaned while I was at work. She found the decorations that I'd insisted that I'd given to her. FML
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MegasaurusRex 0
Why would you even let her do that to you? You should have just left or at least told her you weren't going to do it...
redbluegreen 41
That was pretty cold of her.
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Comments (108)
phatdaddy62 23
that is sucky
H3ALTHFR3AK 0
wow, worry op
Xavi89 0
nice fish!
phatdaddy62 23
um thanks. it's a steelhead I caught from the rogue river in southern Oregon.
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
I hope you messed with the wiring so that you electrocute that bitch and set her house on fire.
iSitt 0
fyl that your husband did not come out to join you as a symbol of his objection to your treatment.
Reyo 2
If your husband really didn't object to it at all, even if it was to say "Let me help you", then he's just as bad as his bitch mother.
yucayucatan 0
agree with 74 and 86. You're husband is a dick if he didn't do anything about it
swimchic007 0
thats horrible :( they should've cooked some smores for you too!!
kfrizzle2 4
Smores? Is this an American thing? Please explain. They sound y
free2speak 14
I have lived here for 12 years and I am still not completely sure. I think it's when you roast marshmallows in fire... i know it has something to do with marshmallows (yummy!!). If that's not it then it's definitely when you roast marshmallows and put them in between two Oreo cookies (without the cream) although I think that's just an extended version of s'mores. wait... why am I replying and trying this essay? I'm bored. sorry. I know you still don't understand...
unique_freak 17
traditionally s'mores are roasted marshmallows and broken pieces of a Hershey chocolate bar (or chocolate chips) between graham crackers.
Iskaria 0
s'mores = Graham cracker (Digestive Biscuit for UK) Chocolate Toasted marshmallow (More chocolate if you like) Graham cracker
my_user_name 7
Digestive biscuit?? That doesn't sound appetizing at all! No wonder s'mores aren't popular overseas.... I guess a graham cracker by any other name does NOT taste as sweet.
hayleyblack2u71 21
#2 It's when you roast marshmallows, and but them between 2 pieces of graham cracker with a small piece of chocolate in between the marshmallow and graham cracker on either side. You should try it.
Fantastiic 0
HaHa, no s'mores for you!!!
belouie 2
hahahahahahahahaha totally
ninamc2 3
haha
Pocahontas22_fml 0
I say, go to your side of the family for Christmas this year!!
bluedevil03 0
jst wanted to tell u that u are really pretty
login6437 0
^^ Hella yeah she is
shakethat 10
^^ agree!!
DocBastard 40
I have a cute girl as my profile pic...
satomi_ishida 0
You do Doc, but I doub you'd want people bring a creeper toward her :o
RedPillSucks 33
Words that few parents want to hear; Your daughter is hawt. Words that no kids want to hear; Your mom is hawt.
DocBastard 40
Anyone who gets close to my daughter will lose his testicles with alacrity.
crazedcabbages 0
wow at least u kno the real reason u were invited o.O
ThoraxeTheImpale_fml 0
have her light your Christmas lights in the middle of a snow storm.if you know what I mean.
abdefg 5
hahaha ew gross
gabbster95 0
hahahahaha
Pluff 0
Well, ****. I don't get it. Explain what you mean for those of us with a mind that's not the result of too much ****.
desigirl2010 0
just by saying that you've indicated that it is somewhat of a sexual innuendo which negates your point. hehrhrhrgrhe. I can't fall asleep.
MegasaurusRex 0
Why would you even let her do that to you? You should have just left or at least told her you weren't going to do it...
White_Fury 0
Agreed! I would have left too.
chelle_starlight 0
was there hot chocolate too!?...sorry op...you missed out...
DudeImBetter 0
ydi for not standing up for yourself.
agm2010 0
ydi for posting this .(;
redbluegreen 41
That was pretty cold of her.
FYLwindowlicker 0
I see what you did there.
agm2010 0
literally.(;