Today, I found an old friend of mine on Facebook. After adding her, I suggested friends for her. She ended up adding every single one I added, but not me. I later saw her ask one of those friends who the hell I was and how I knew all of them. We used to eat lunch together everyday. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I sent a Facebook friend request to my ex. This afternoon I notice that they had accepted, and had left a message for me in my inbox. Asking how they knew me. FML
Today, I received a friend request on Facebook from a girl I've had a crush on for a while. As I was about to accept it, it vanished. She explained later that she clicked on my name by accident, and didn't actually want to be friends at all. FML
Today, my friend accidentally left her Facebook logged onto my computer after she left my house. I looked on her Facebook and found a very long message between her and my other friends talking about how much they hate me. FML
Today, I went out to lunch with two old friends from high school. While at the restaurant, we saw a girl who we graduated with. The girl gave both of them hugs, then introduced herself to me. FML
Today, I went to the store and ran into an old friend that I hadn't seen in years. We chatted a little, and just as I was leaving he grabbed his mobile phone. Later, I added him on Facebook. Turns out the last thing he posted was a picture of my back saying: "Look who got even fatter." FML
Today, an old friend that I never really liked invited me to lunch while she was in town. While driving back to her car, I couldn't find my phone, so she offered to call it. She found it under the passenger seat and also saw that when she called, her name came up as "Sabrina-IGNORE". FML
Today, I made a new friend at my college campus, which was great, until I added him on Facebook and he started liking posts from 3 years ago, asking if he could be my "dirty little secret" because he knows that I have a boyfriend. FML
Today, my best friend invited my ex to eat lunch with her. I wouldn't have found out had I not bumped into them while they were there. FML
Today, my friends-with-benefits asked me if the girl who just added me on Facebook and Instagram is someone new I’m talking to, all within hours of this new friend adding me on social media. FML
Today, I received a friend request on Facebook. I didn't know her, but she was cute, so I accepted the request. After looking at her pictures, I sent her a message saying "What's up cutie, do I know you?". She responded "Yes, I'm your cousin". FML
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kiwi__bird 0
Daaaaamn.
my_fml_account 2
Maybe the OP used to be a man and is unrecognisable after the surgery?
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Comments (46)
kiwi__bird 0
Daaaaamn.
lexilovesyou 0
Burrrrrrrn !
Zhejan 0
Leeeeeerrroooooyyyy
Takaska 0
JENKINS!!!!! Oh ****, he just went in! STICK TO THE PLAN!! God damn it Leroy.
emophowitz 0
Second And: Ouch.
fylahole 0
thats because you're forgettable just like this FML.
biancagolden 0
This is why I only add people I currently talk to.
Amysbodybetrayal 0
Exactly. Why would you want someone you never talk to to see your status updates anyways?
virgingrace 0
That's because EVERYONE talks to 500 people bi-weekly. That rules out a major in politics for you.
jsx12345 0
amy, are you dtf??
redpanda11 10
Perhaps OP was trying to reconnect with the old friend.
brittahnayy 0
More of a MLIA.
amy397123 0
Agreed. You life is hardly '******'.
the_envious 0
..damn
my_fml_account 2
Maybe the OP used to be a man and is unrecognisable after the surgery?
haha_ydi_bitch 0
There's so many fmls like this that there's not really any meaning to them
Vaetrus 0
Are there are meanings to any of the FMLs? The internet is basically a re-vomiting machine anyway. Get off if you want originality. Who cares if she doesn't remember you? Grow up, slap her irl, and deal with things more important than facebook. You probably changed your looks or had an unrecognizable profile picture anyway.
shalvius 3
:)
AlienMind 0
L2 leave an impression.