Just take the W

Today, I found out my little sister took a picture of me taking a shit and showed it to her friends. FML

Today, I realized that 95% of my Facebook friends added me only because they think my sisters are hot. FML

I get around

Today, I found out my 11 year-old's best friend, who is two months older than her, is also her sister. FML

Today, some guys were doing construction on my house, when one of them came over and started asking me about my "hot sister". That "sister" is my 13-year-old daughter. FML

Today, I found out that even though my sister and I are identical twins, I'm known as "The ugly one". FML

Today, I found out that the only reason my guy friends actually hang out with me at my house all the time is because they think my mom is hot. FML

Today, I found out that my sister's kids refer to me as their 'Drunkle'. I guess I have to admit to myself that I'm an alcoholic. FML

Bothered

Today, my little sister brought home her new boyfriend. He has an impressive job and is very charming and attractive. Apparently I'm the only one slightly bothered by the fact that he's 35 and she's 19. FML

Today, my mom took a picture of me. All she could say about the picture was, "At least your sister is pretty." FML

Time don't heal nothing

Today, I was sitting in my garden with my younger sister when she told me that she'd found pictures of me from a decade ago. She also told me that I've changed a lot over the years, because back then I was still pretty. My neighbours overheard it and started laughing out loud. FML