Today, I found out that the only reason my guy friends actually hang out with me at my house all the time is because they think my mom is hot. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after coming home from hanging out with a few friends, my mom told me that I shouldn't hang out with them any more. Why? Because "they are way hotter than I am and I'll never get a boyfriend if I'm always the ugly one in my group." FML
Today, I found out that, for over three years, my boyfriend has solely been dating me to get closer to my mom. Apparently, "she's a total MILF." FML
Today, I found out why my girlfriend comes over for dinner so often. She thinks my dad is a real babe. FML
Today, I found out that the reason my best friend is not allowed over anymore is because he hits on my mom and writes her love letters. FML
Today, I discovered that the reason my mom hasn't been noticing the extra cleaning I've done lately is because her boyfriend took credit when she asked about it; and was rewarded for it in bed. I helped him get with my mom. FML
Today, I found out that my parents have thought I'm lesbian for at least a year. I now understand why my dad has been trying to get me to "hang out" with his co-worker's daughter. FML
Today, my dad came home drunk and called me hot. FML
Today, my mom decided to tell me about her new boyfriend. I know him. I've slept with him. FML
Today, my best friend told me he had a crush on someone in my house. I got excited, but he told me it was my mom. FML
Today, I found out my mom is banging my ex-boyfriend's best friend. He’s 22 and my mom is 50. Oh, and not only does my ex know, but so does the whole town. FML
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Top comments
bigtaytay 13
First thing that cane to mind is that old song Stacey's mom
Futacy 30
What? No hot sister?
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Comments (143)
Futacy 30
What? No hot sister?
saintsrocksocks 10
Did you just stereotype that his friends are straight but maybe not bisexual!? Maybe they weren't looking for a hat sister at the moment and were in need of a hot brother! No I'm kidding.
saintsrocksocks 10
Yeah I meant hat sister by the way... :(
evilplatypus 39
And 19 is why we "say no" to drugs, children. Ok?
pandabear125 0
21, Didnt make a difference.
saintsrocksocks 10
Don't blame me blame my parents. Obviously I must be a crack baby.
windycityassasin 6
Don't insult crack babies.
datgamerchick 14
Hats are sexy.
saintsrocksocks 10
Did I insult a crack baby. I believe not.
cookie_3008 4
Is your last name "Stiffler"??
numbersystem 4
Whats the difference between a joke and three cocks? Your mom can't take a joke!
beccaishereyay 11
Second time today I've laughed at one of your comments, numbersystem. Good job.
smarie98 1
You had to find out sometime, Stacy.
sens3sfailing 25
Omg! It took me a second to make the connection but that it is really good! I guess someone turned on 90's radio.
AphyTheBronette 15
What's that? Stifler's mom is hot?? =p
Steve95401 49
MILF!!
nado13579 12
101- The song came out in 2003.
thgiL 9
And nobody needs a radio to remember older songs.
Runninvegan 8
Someone call 911 because your mom is smokin!
SqueakyChipmunk 22
"Can I take a picture of your mom?" "Why?" "I wanna show Santa what I want for christmas. No just kidding. I want it for my shrine."
FranceessWuu 3
Hey man, do you need some ice? CAUSE YOU JUST GOT BURNED. OHOHO. no? okay. that's cool too.
SqueakyChipmunk 22
....how is this relevant to this thread or the fml?
miniluda12 12
Is OP's name Stacy?
Dixbfloppin 11
47 - You probably wouldn't have been thumbed down if you had stopped after the second line.
zen1979 16
Stacy's mom HAS got it goin on....
functional 13
Or maybe his dad is Jesse?
deBlobX 12
Giggity
lemonademixer 7
that really sucked
bigtaytay 13
First thing that cane to mind is that old song Stacey's mom
bigtaytay 13
Came*
ImmaB3AST 7
I thought of American Pie. Stiffler's mom
ALlamaOnFire 20
I was thinking more about the Inbetweeners, and Will's mom...
1awliet 8
Stalkin' your mom.
dirton89 7
Well hey...obviously she got it goin on
klovemachine 24
Ah yeah :)
GracesDelirium 9
My mom's name is Stacey...
perdix 31
Yes, but I was thinking Stacy Keach's mom. (I don't know any other male Stacys.)
DanielleinDC 34
If the OP weren't a guy, I would have to agree with you. And the song isn't that old. Oh, hell, I had it going through my head the moment I read the FML.
Judahsh 8
Bigtay! Hollywood Undead! yeya!
Z_Diggy 8
Damn you! Haha I was about to put "Stacy's mom has got it goin on", but you stole my moment.
Briiyahh 7
OMG RIGHT!!!
cadyt1234 11
Haha no way! Me too. Hahaha
kate1238 9
My grandpa's name is Stacy
SkateboardGirl88 11
Same here.
apitrix 24
Perhaps he has a sister named Stacy hmm
Donat96 20
Maybe you could start charging them for every time they hang out at your house.
smydiwannafthata 5
What the heck? Pimping for your mom?
onlychildFTW 34
Is your mums name Tiffany? Haha. Just like this kid at schools mum.
stephan18 23
Go hang out with your girl friends then :)
reallytho3 11
What if they are lesbians...
therealslim 15
If OP's mother is that hot, you never know..
saintsrocksocks 10
That's called being used OP. They don't deserve your hot mom.
NOOBSQUAD 0
Maybe op will be a MILF like her mom
DracoSpirita 21
59 - OP is a male.
saintsrocksocks 10
61- Are you doubting OP's ability to become a MILF!?
Aug1508 9
Take it as a compliment... Your moms hot and you're her offspring.
leadawg75 12
Doesn't mean she got the sexy gene...
saIty 17
Hm.. I usually just stay at my friends house for their free food.
makeupjunkie 5
This.
s0m3guy2010 21
This is not the first time something like this has happened. I have also heard that Stacy's mom has got it going on.
wuffymcwuff 2
Everyone is stealing my comment...
person961 9
They're men, what do you expect? Every guy loves a MILF
ebonyirony 29
Yeah all my guy friends think my mom is really hot.