smallfrie32
Today, I realized that 95% of my Facebook friends added me only because they think my sisters are hot. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
GshDrnt
United States
Today, I logged on to Facebook and had 64 notifications. I thought that perhaps I was popular. But no, it was my ten year old sister, liking 64 of my pictures. FML
sexy…i guess
United States
Just take the W
Today, I found out that my sister’s friends think I’m “hot” and “sexy.” They’re nine. FML
loser
United States
Today, I found out that the only reason my guy friends actually hang out with me at my house all the time is because they think my mom is hot. FML
notliked
United States
Friends?
Today, on Facebook, I realized I had over 500 friends. I told my one friend and she changed her status to, "How can Dan have over 500 Facebook friends? Nobody even likes him." It got 42 likes and twenty comments that basically said, "Agreed." FML
Noname
United States
Today, I got on Facebook and realized the only two friend requests I've had in 2 months are both from my parents. FML
alliobamy
United States
Today, I found an old friend of mine on Facebook. After adding her, I suggested friends for her. She ended up adding every single one I added, but not me. I later saw her ask one of those friends who the hell I was and how I knew all of them. We used to eat lunch together everyday. FML
creepyyy
United States
Today, trying to be nice, I added this really shy kid from my English class on Facebook. Within minutes, he started going through all my pictures and tagging himself as my breasts. FML
unlovedfatty
United States
Today, I reactivated my Facebook account, having not used it for three months. My "friends" didn't realize this. According to their recent status updates, I'm disgustingly fat, have a hook nose, and I'm secretly hated. FML
sourcandy013
United States
Today, my 11 year-old sister unfriended me on Facebook because I'm not "cool enough" to be seen on her profile. FML
crucets
United States
Today, I received a friend request on Facebook. I didn't know her, but she was cute, so I accepted the request. After looking at her pictures, I sent her a message saying "What's up cutie, do I know you?". She responded "Yes, I'm your cousin". FML
Top comments
chronicwanker 4
can i get your email so i can add you? I wanna see if your friends are right
lindsaysue 4
"National Unfriend Day" was last week, maybe you should have participated.
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Comments (100)
x_Cupcakes 0
That's just sad! :(
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
ollie says "get yo **** out"
MRiKiCCS 0
lols^
seanders 10
YOU WANT THIS DOG?!??
BadMofeelius 0
IT GON' RAIN!
easwhitey 0
So thats a whole 19 ppl? Im assuming the 20th person is your sister.
humzizzl3 0
lol why wouldn't they just add the sisters ?
youtub 0
do u have facebook
tellithowitis 13
the other 5% were people who only added u because they thought ur brother was hot
maznflip 0
ouch!
Haterman123 0
and the other 5 percent. ppl u dont know im guessing FYL OP
IcyHell 0
how did you even find out?
bamagrl410 31
That's a good question. Maybe OP just assumed?
chronicwanker 4
can i get your email so i can add you? I wanna see if your friends are right
BloodyHeel 8
I'm pretty sure you just wanna see what his sisters look like.
shootingstar13 0
LMFAAAAO nice 1
IcyHell 0
olol 5 similiar name is similiar
teenager34 0
that's exactly his point lol. he said he wanted to see if his friends are right.
ImaginaryFoe 1
Why did you accept? It's not like you win a prize for having the most friends. Dump the 95% (how do you know?) and keep the 5% who are your real friends.
bubbafish20 0
or your mother
lindsaysue 4
"National Unfriend Day" was last week, maybe you should have participated.
TryptamineDreame 0
Lol I doubt you "realized" it. You most likely "assumed". Still, I guess it wouldn't have been published had you posted "Today, I assumed...", so I guess FYL for a possible insecurity and maybe a little jealousy of your sisters' looks? Seriously, who gives a shit if it was true? This life we are living is short and it's not a beauty contest. I would much rather be friends with quality people than shallow, arrogant people that these so-called "friends" of yours seem to be..
anorexicbarbie 8
Stop with the quotation marks.
McMan 23
Uh for once pics or it didn't happen :P
BlackMoon_fml 9
I second that! Show us some pics. ;]
ImBeingLiedTo 0
u show more pic ^^^^^
SkoomaKi 28
^ Watch out guys, smooth guy is smooth.
Jester7 0
is your name Joe K.?
Jimboom 12
At least you have hot sisters. Hot sisters generally have hot friends. You might get lucky and one of them might find you attractive and one night when they come home with your sister drunk you could get some. Or... you could always just hide out in your sisters closet and watch your sisters friends in their panties. :-P