Today, I logged on to Facebook and had 64 notifications. I thought that perhaps I was popular. But no, it was my ten year old sister, liking 64 of my pictures. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I let my little sister play a game using my Facebook account. She then accepted all of the people that had sent me a friend request. Among them included my boyfriend's crazy ex, and 3 people I've never met. Now I'm getting strange messages from all of them. FML
Today, I got on Facebook and realized the only two friend requests I've had in 2 months are both from my parents. FML
Today, I went on Facebook to find that my little brother had messed with my profile. He wrote on my status that I'm a piece of shit, I have no life, and several other nasty and perverted things. Underneath, it said 26 of my friends liked this. I'm new to Facebook. So far I have 26 friends. FML
Today, I was stalking a popular girl from my high school's account and my phone went bonkers. It looks like I liked and disliked the same video of hers over and over. I disabled my Instagram account. FML
Today, I found out that my mom uses my Facebook account more than I do. FML
Today, my girlfriend "accidentally" set her relationship status to "single", and 20 of my friends "liked" it, including my mom. FML
Today, my 11 year-old sister unfriended me on Facebook because I'm not "cool enough" to be seen on her profile. FML
Today, I checked my Facebook to find I had been tagged in a bunch of photos from a party I had attended last night. On each picture I had a comment from my mom saying, "You're grounded." FML
Today, on Facebook, I realized I had over 500 friends. I told my one friend and she changed her status to, "How can Dan have over 500 Facebook friends? Nobody even likes him." It got 42 likes and twenty comments that basically said, "Agreed." FML
Today, I logged onto Facebook to a new notification. I got excited, until I went on to see that it was my mom commenting on my status. She had seen my friends swear in previous comments and decided to make a comment of her own. She told them, "Hey, watch out yr language!" I'm nineteen. FML
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Top comments
chickunkey 0
Be glad, at least someone loves you. :'(
racer337 2
As you can tell you are quite popular.
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racer337 2
As you can tell you are quite popular.
Mustardnight 3
attention boar
Trololololololo_fml 7
What the hell is a 10 year old doing on facebook anyway?
epicenur 2
66, allot. And fyl I hate when popular bitches post up on their wall "Im pooping" and gets 30 like.
mfjkr 10
that's what you get for using Facebook in the first place
dirtyblond 4
That's a lot of pictures.
Hello_kitty_love_fml 0
66, I know what you mean, my 10 year old cousin got one just this week and her 2 cousins (one is 9 and one is 8) have one too! WTF MOMENT :)
ArentICute 0
Ive had worse, my friends 11 year old sister liked all my prodile pictures, put a commwnt then like each comment.
aireeahna 23
I know your feels bro...its happened to me :/
chickunkey 0
Be glad, at least someone loves you. :'(
drlove007 0
said by the person who never gets notifications
eddieyes 0
tears tears
KittehGirl 3
yeah, be happy
LifeOfPi 0
sometime we get none. dude, there are a lot stuff to worry in life!
ImaWiseGuy 5
64 likes? if I didn't know any better I'd say your lil sister is scheming against you......
14gtown 0
hey
landiboii 0
treu
animaline_fml 3
Agrees
fury1031 10
That was really sweet of her
clarkey 0
So?
roseydot 0
Aww. At least your sister is nice, and didn't post anything embarrassing. Don't see how this is really a FML.
Infamous_Hawk 6
An evil plan devised by your sister to get back at you for all the things you do to her.
chickunkey 0
By showing her love and affection towards 64 of OP's beloved pictures?
Infamous_Hawk 6
It's sarcasm. I honestly don't see why this is an FML.
Infamous_Hawk 6
Was being sarcastic. To be honest, I don't see why this is an FML.
Daerauko 0
because OP trolls on facebook and yet she's such a loser she can't get people to notice her.
inflames2361 0
OP thought that 64 people were interested in him/her. to his/her disappointment, it was just one person.
THEmuffinpan 0
Boohoo, lady, your life is probably ruined because nobody commented on your facebook.
FriskyTaco 0
At least it wasn't your mom
ceddyz17 10
that's kinda cute she wubs her brother
ceddyz17 10
or sister or w.e you are
WOGBRO 6
Yep it's a girl u can see at the top.
glbracer 0
Not on the iPod/iPhone.
DanielleSaysHell 0
I do too(:
DanielleSaysHell 0
I do too(:
pman590 8
yes on the iPod or iPhone you idiot, go to the very top right... PINK!
anabuddy123 10
fail
zlatan_fml 0
ok
maluvsya 0
Y is a ten year old on fb?? Crise are parents just calling out for pedos!!!
dragonaair 5
You know Facebook is safe. Just hide your whole profile and only add people you know.