Today, I was asked out by a guy who is doing community service because he was caught peeping through windows. I was tempted to say yes. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was asked out by a guy I've liked since the beginning of the year. All I could say was, "I have to pee", and ran into the men's bathroom. FML
Today, a guy I've liked for a while asked if he could talk to me during break. He'd never done that before, so I was excited and said yes. As soon as we both sat down, he asked if I'd help him get a date with my best friend. FML
Today, as I was walking towards my friends at the bus stop, a man came up to me and asked me out. This was the first time I'd be asked out in months. I accepted. When I reached my friends they looked at me then asked, "Why were you talking to that homeless guy?". FML
Today, I got asked out for the first time in my life. During a prank call. By a complete stranger. FML
Today, I found out the identity of the pervert who's been staring at me through my bedroom window in the late hours of the night. My parents and I decided to set out a trap for 'him' instead of reporting to our local cop. Turns out, we caught my 37 year-old neighbor in the act. He's the cop. FML
Today, to avoid a guy who's been creepily following me around school lately, I ducked into the girl's bathroom. After few minutes, he stuck his head in with his eyes closed and asked if I was done yet. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to ask out the guy I've liked for a long time. He's a cashier at a grocery store. It was about 1am and I was his last customer, everything seemed just right. Just when I was about to ask him to the movies, a drunk girl stumbles in and asks him out. He said yes. FML
Today, I found out the only reason my boyfriend of two years asked me out on a date was because I accidentally flashed him when we met. FML
Today, I had a very good-looking guy ask for my number while I was at work, but due to our policies I had to turn him down. FML
Today, after many years of being single, I finally worked up the courage to ask my coworker out. He said no and gave me "fair warning" that he's going to report me for sexual harassment. FML
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Sparta480BC 2
and his community service is cleaning windows!
allmidnighteyes 11
YDI for even considering saying yes to Edward Cullen.
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Comments (63)
bente123 6
hahaha sux to be you
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
look on the bright side at least you know his an outdoors type.
Altoreto 0
Me 3.
x_Cupcakes 0
Was he peeking in your windows?
missrawrzy 0
not her windows other peoples windows
superflyman 0
you would kno
Doortje 30
Wow, someone is desperated..
logandean 0
desperate
Doortje 30
Omg, what a stupid mistake :O I'll go sit in the corner and cry now :(
theFMLiest1ofThe 0
wow doortje, people on fml don't admit their mistakes. they just claim it was sarcasm and stick to that story to the bitter end.
Doortje 30
Haha, I know, but that always annoys me, so I thought I'd come clean :D
ChiefLancaster 0
EEEWWWW HELL NO,,, Keep him clear from you,,, nice or not,, he will find where you live..
stronghand0331 17
A little trigger happy on the commas huh?
juicyfresh 7
take your mask off and actually read the fml again, he knows where she lives he was peeking through her windows
hourlybookworm 7
#62 please re-read the FML
Thale_fml 8
Yeeeah, you're ******. He'll probably follow you home now and peek through YOUR windows. Have fun!
bamagrl410 31
I don't see how this is an FML. just because he's doing community service for something doesn't mean he will always act in the sane way. You were asked out by someone. Doesn't mean you HAVE to say yes.
LindseyyMariee 0
never say yes to guys in orange jumpsuits!
EmmaLouise3397 0
Apart from Nathan from Misfits!
positively_crazy 0
that's exactly what I was thinking. :D
TryptamineDreame 0
I'm sorry but this is the most stupid FML so far besides the beaver ambush one. Please go out with this guy and have a long unsuccesful relationship and two untalented children with him just because you even posted this. FYL for being pathetic. And maybe he has some good qualities, but he is clearly a pervert for doing that, unless you're into that kind of stuff as well..(I accept people for who they are so don't get offended if that's true haha)
Red7646 0
dammit! what did she say?
xStiina 0
you like p3rvs.
Thomaswheeler549 0
say yes lol