Today, trying to be nice, I added this really shy kid from my English class on Facebook. Within minutes, he started going through all my pictures and tagging himself as my breasts. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I made a new friend at my college campus, which was great, until I added him on Facebook and he started liking posts from 3 years ago, asking if he could be my "dirty little secret" because he knows that I have a boyfriend. FML
Today, I took a picture of myself and put it on Facebook. After I did so, I realized that in the background, you can see my crush's Facebook page up on my laptop. He tagged himself. FML
Today, I finally worked up the guts to add the guy I like on Facebook. To make it less obvious, I added 15 other people as well. Everyone added me back, except him. FML
Today, I worked up the courage to comment on my crush's picture. I wrote, "Cool picture" on his Facebook profile picture. Pleased with myself, I later logged on to see if he had replied. He had. Well, at least he took the time to reply, "Who the fuck are you?" FML
Today, my 10-year-old son's friend googled his name and found breastfeeding pictures that I had put on a personal website when he was 2 days old. Now he gets laughed at, and his friends all saw pictures of my breasts. FML
Today, I posted a picture of my boyfriend and I kissing on facebook. He untagged himself. FML
Today, I was ecstatic to have received a friend request from my crush of grade 4 after 11 years. He's grown up to be such a hottie. I quickly accepted his request, he messaged me and we ended up chatting for hours. Later, when I messaged him, he called me clingy, and unfriended me from Facebook. FML
Today, I was on the toilet, when my Mom thought it would be a fun idea to barge in, take a picture of me, post it on Facebook, and tag me. FML
Today, I was scrolling through my Facebook newsfeed and I noticed my boyfriend had commented on a post. It said, "Tag the hottest girl you know". Yeah, he tagged his ex. FML
Today, I was woken up by my teenage son pulling down my shirt and taking pictures of my breasts. FML
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Top comments
Zelphoric 25
Anddd time to unfriend
Welshite 40
Aww he just wants to be your breast friend.
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Zelphoric 25
Anddd time to unfriend
IloveToLaugh143 21
It's the shy ones you need to watch out for...
silvercamaro 22
Sounds like OP has a new breast friend
cryssycakesx3 23
bosom buddies!
chickenfeet223 11
Amen to that one
BoltTheSuperdog 22
It sounds like they make quite the pair together!
EnderWolf1013 9
boobs
blazingshot147 19
#61 thanks for your contribution.
incoherentrmblr 22
Do you see what happens Larry?... Do you see what happens Larry when you f**k a stranger in the ass... Do you see what happens Larry?...
IDontKnowWhoIAm04 24
Haha The Big Lebowski. Kind of unrelated... But a great movie.
maddyylion 16
First
conman531 23
Not so shy after all
AmexBlack 24
One thing i've learnt is that you *never* underestimate shy people.. Sometimes when you get to know them and they come out of their shell they're really nice, wonderful people to know. But the rest of the time they're just pretty strange and creepy - OP could testify to that!
JMichael 26
I can also testify to that. A coworker added me on Facebook and after that stalker nightmare.
ironichalibut 24
I think there may be something more behind this, since every time someone scrolls over, for whatever reason, they will see his name now. It's good publicity, Weird publicity, but nowadays that's the best kind.
redbolzelmo 2
Suddenly the shy kid is creepy cause he did something hilarious? I don't see why him being quiet AND bold make him creepy. If it was an overactive kids, he'd just be playful.
withered 30
I agree. When people are alone there is a reason for that in most cases (some are exceptions and they are really great people but definitely not worth the risk).
Welshite 40
Aww he just wants to be your breast friend.
False_Stupidity 42
Breast is best! So that would make them, breasties?
extrasnipes 22
dude he's just titting
Zelphoric 25
These are the breast puns ive seen today!
Bentonic 11
Guys, let's just nip this in the bud.
RenGo_fml 5
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Sounds like a cool dude
GirlGamer12345 22
Your definition of cool is very different from mine
laden_swallow09 35
Or anyone else's for that matter.
thesimp 6
You need to leave the cave more often.
45thTBirds 7
You gotta put *sarcasm* or everyone would freak out man.
brand125 17
your heart was in the right place, but hes a fuckhead
capthigh 16
BFF: breast friends forever
ItsMissLia 19
That was nice of you OP but I think it's time for a unfriend or maybe even a block; because that's just creepy..
mageepaigeee44 15
I wouldn't even unfriendly him. He sounds like someone I'd be friends with in high school.
byefelicia1992 8
16- lol, you smokin', bro?
mageepaigeee44 15
I would laugh so hard. Maybe I'm too relaxed about these things.
Demig0d6 14
Maybe he wants them
salmanlinc 0
You should give him a chance
hellnosucka 27
she did and he turned out to be a creepy dumbass.
cryssycakesx3 23
I think he was just being a clown, I found it kinda funny. definitely worse things to do to be a "creepy dumbass" if that's all it takes for you, I bet you don't have many Facebook friends..
ninety 25
Unless the shy guy is trying to troll OP, It's definitely not normal for him to tag himself as her boobs in ALL of her pictures before he really gets to know her. That's something that's really only funny if a significant other is doing it or maybe a close friend, otherwise it IS just plain creepy.