Today, I found my son trying to comb his hair with scissors. He's the same kid who thought that if he ate toothpaste, he would never have to brush his teeth again. FML
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Hello the OP here, in case you are wondering my son is 14, this what makes this bad. I had a talk with him about combing his hair with scissors, he said that since it had an edge he thought it would work just fine. He's not hurt in any way but if he was to hurt himself, I would have told him to figure it out. The eating toothpaste is a whole different story, I didn't know the purpose and he didn't know the purpose. I don't think he knew that toothpaste is poisonous if you ate it. Anybody want to adopt a kid?
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ImTheAlpha 30
What. Where is this kid's logic? Also, how old is he, because a 3 year old doing it is way different from a 13 year old.
ihaveasushicat 24
How old is your son? And I hope he doesn't stab himself with the scissors... Or punch true his head or poke his eye... I don't think he should have the scissors, in fact.
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Comments (83)
JMor52 7
No comment
ethan043 18
Then you didn't have to waste the first comment...
DomiLove 26
If you have "no comment" then don't comment.
ImTheAlpha 30
What. Where is this kid's logic? Also, how old is he, because a 3 year old doing it is way different from a 13 year old.
slingerslasher 24
Eat the scissors, never have to cut your hair again! Because you would be dead. Kids, remember: never do drugs. Never do scissors.
TheBookWyrm 18
Scissors: not even once.
noah_1234 24
#31 the more kids hear dont do drugs the more curious they get.i always heard that in elementary but my peers turned out to even do weed.
Echoa21 18
#63 They even did WEED?? What's this world coming to?
KillerAG17 15
Chill #65 I know people who do crack and there not even old enough to grow a beard.
ihaveasushicat 24
How old is your son? And I hope he doesn't stab himself with the scissors... Or punch true his head or poke his eye... I don't think he should have the scissors, in fact.
TiiBags 15
I see a future Albert Einstein coming along...
sayyestothedress 24
Let's just hope he's not an adult with his own home!
noah_1234 24
it would be more understandable if op told us his age.
Rainb0wdash9 23
He's just special in his own way....
Sakuraashita 15
Uh... Smart kid you got there...
ethan043 18
You're raising an idiot.
Sandman366 6
Oh hey Captain Obvious! Your commercials are stupid.
ethan043 18
OK....
604 11
Parenting fail!
ethan043 18
It doesn't have to be, some kids are just idiots on their own.
NicH1799 20
Master of effieciency. This kid can't waste time, he's got places to be, things to do.
Andyournameis 16
I'm sure he'll move past this phase in life. Once he does you'll be a very proud parent :)
LowExpectations 30
He may not survive this phase of life...
gantoman 13
Natural selection will get him first.