smallfrie32
Today, I realized that 95% of my Facebook friends added me only because they think my sisters are hot. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
GshDrnt
United States
Today, I logged on to Facebook and had 64 notifications. I thought that perhaps I was popular. But no, it was my ten year old sister, liking 64 of my pictures. FML
sexy…i guess
United States
Just take the W
Today, I found out that my sister’s friends think I’m “hot” and “sexy.” They’re nine. FML
loser
United States
Today, I found out that the only reason my guy friends actually hang out with me at my house all the time is because they think my mom is hot. FML
notliked
United States
Friends?
Today, on Facebook, I realized I had over 500 friends. I told my one friend and she changed her status to, "How can Dan have over 500 Facebook friends? Nobody even likes him." It got 42 likes and twenty comments that basically said, "Agreed." FML
Noname
United States
Today, I got on Facebook and realized the only two friend requests I've had in 2 months are both from my parents. FML
alliobamy
United States
Today, I found an old friend of mine on Facebook. After adding her, I suggested friends for her. She ended up adding every single one I added, but not me. I later saw her ask one of those friends who the hell I was and how I knew all of them. We used to eat lunch together everyday. FML
creepyyy
United States
Today, trying to be nice, I added this really shy kid from my English class on Facebook. Within minutes, he started going through all my pictures and tagging himself as my breasts. FML
unlovedfatty
United States
Today, I reactivated my Facebook account, having not used it for three months. My "friends" didn't realize this. According to their recent status updates, I'm disgustingly fat, have a hook nose, and I'm secretly hated. FML
sourcandy013
United States
Today, my 11 year-old sister unfriended me on Facebook because I'm not "cool enough" to be seen on her profile. FML
crucets
United States
Today, I received a friend request on Facebook. I didn't know her, but she was cute, so I accepted the request. After looking at her pictures, I sent her a message saying "What's up cutie, do I know you?". She responded "Yes, I'm your cousin". FML
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chronicwanker 4
can i get your email so i can add you? I wanna see if your friends are right
lindsaysue 4
"National Unfriend Day" was last week, maybe you should have participated.
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Comments (100)
Zat1998 11
As one of OP's friends, this is accurate
fantasyworld 39
I had a similar situation. Girls would only talk to me to get close to my brother, then they would stop talking so they would stop taking to me. I already had trouble making friends as it was, so adding my brother who had a thing for girls in my grade (2 year difference) kind of wrecked my self esteem.
Makko 20
They need to grow a pair and friend her like I did. Them of course never ask her out for a freaking year+...
Nessco 36
Let me guess, the other 5% are your family?
gizmodorner 15
does your sister have a kik?
whiteninjajajaja 10
blaziken?