Noname
United States
Today, I got on Facebook and realized the only two friend requests I've had in 2 months are both from my parents. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Jamie
Denmark
Today, I got my first Facebook friend request in 4 months. I also got a message in my inbox. The message said: "Sorry, I thought you were someone else. Just ignore my friend request." FML
josh
United States
Today, I sent a Facebook friend request to my ex. This afternoon I notice that they had accepted, and had left a message for me in my inbox. Asking how they knew me. FML
Unlovedchild
A date to remember
Today, I found out why my parents forgot my birthday. Facebook didn't remind them. FML
msmusiclover7
United States
Today, I found out that my dad recently created a Facebook account for himself. So I friended him. He refuses to accept my friend request. He did, however, accept my sister's. FML
iamchazzi
Madison, United States
Today, I found out that my mom uses my Facebook account more than I do. FML
GshDrnt
United States
Today, I logged on to Facebook and had 64 notifications. I thought that perhaps I was popular. But no, it was my ten year old sister, liking 64 of my pictures. FML
Candy_Crushed
Mims, United States
Thanks, I hate it
Today, after nearly three years of no contact whatsoever, I received a Facebook notification from my father. Eager to see what he said, I pulled it up only to see a game request. He had run out of lives on Candy Crush. FML
Anonymous
Today, my mum rejected my friend request on Facebook, again. Even my high school friends are friends with her. FML
justdancebbyx3
United States
Today, I logged onto Facebook and found out that my own mother unfriended me because she didn't want her new boyfriend to know that she had a daughter. FML
Moni
Learn from the master
Today, I received a LinkedIn connection request from my mom. Turns out, she's way better at networking than I am. FML
Top comments
RomanianLover 0
I would be your friend :)
MCart_fml 0
Just say no to parents as friends on FB or they'll continue to be the only requests..
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RomanianLover 0
I would be your friend :)
MCart_fml 0
Just say no to parents as friends on FB or they'll continue to be the only requests..
MCart_fml 0
Wow who did you piss off #5? A better question, how did they get the naked pics? It sounds like you have a serious stalker...
Rodin_fml 0
aww, add me at......
Tehdeej 0
dude I'll add you as a friend.
TJ_fml 0
I will be your friend. Faicbook----- look up Jake Landree
WahnaHawna 0
:[ weeell, you can add me! :D Facebook Xander Wohlstadter
Gurunexx 0
Like someone else suggested, maybe you should look for people you know, perhaps they don't know that you have a facebook account.
HyperFlirt 0
Aww, I'll add you on facebook. Also, you should add others. Most of my friends don't bother to add people, but they readily accept others.
Funnyhehe 0
If I were you, I'd cherish, the gesture shown by your parents. You are lucky your parents sent those requests, most parents do not care about these things. By the way as others suggested, you contact people and soon you'll have other friends too.