Let that sink in Anonymous - 04/10/2010 21:42 - Canada Today, I was rushed to the hospital to deliver my child. On the way, I called my husband who was in a bar with his friends. Drunk, he just yelled, "BROS BEFORE HOS!!" and hung up. FML 76 886 8 729
blah blah daddy - 02/10/2010 23:08 - United States Today, I picked up my four year old son from daycare. As I was putting him in his car seat, I asked him if he had fun. He yelled, "Shut it, bitch!" FML 46 447 10 384