Today, my boyfriend of three years sent me a text saying: "I don't think we can see each other anymore, the nights were great, but I think I'm falling in love with Julie". I'm Julie. FML
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Today, my boyfriend of two years sent me a text message saying, "Don't worry I'm gonna break up with her soon. Love you." FML
Today, as my boyfriend was trying to convince me that he was not having an affair with another woman named Julie, he looked me in the eye and exclaimed, "I would never cheat on you, I love you more than anything, Julie". FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML
Today, I got a text from the guy I've been in love with for 3 years, saying, "So um, I've been wondering. Did you used to be a man?" FML
Today, I woke up to a text from my boyfriend that said, "Dude, I think she knows I'm going to break up with her." FML
Today, my boyfriend of seven and a half years broke up with me. By text message. FML
Today, my long-distance boyfriend of 3 years uttered the heartbreaking words, “I met this girl here in my hometown and she’s really great and we fell in love with each other, I can’t do this anymore. We’re over.” I was planning on moving to his town after graduation this year. FML
Today, my boyfriend of three years sent me a text message saying "It's over!" I sent him maybe a thousand texts saying "Why?", "What do you mean?!" After an hour of crying and whatnot, I realized he had driver's education today and that he was saying the class was over. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend of three and a half years a text message spilling my heart out, saying I'll love him forever, and how much I appreciate him in my life, that I want to be the mother of his children, etc. His text back to me? "Are you drunk?!?" FML
Today, I heard my boyfriend of 3 months talking with his friend, not knowing I could hear them. "Tonight's the night," my boyfriend says. "I'm finally going to tell her I love her!" I got really excited, deciding i loved him too. Then his friend says, "Awesome! But what about Kayla?" I'm Kayla. FML
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iFellytone 0
That's good news. But break up with him.
Shadic 0
They were dating for three years before this. I'm going to give the poster the benefit of the doubt and say they were supposed to have been exclusive through most of that. Thus, he was cheating on her. And he's a dick.
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iFellytone 0
That's good news. But break up with him.
xCrackerx 3
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Why would she break up with him? He loves her enough to get rid of his pussy on the side! That's real commitment.
brutallyhonest24 0
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well, its sucks that he is cheating on you, but he is leaving the other girl so you got a choice to make, to stay with him, or leave him because he used to cheat on you. and most of all, FYL =D!
Spitfire86 0
who is to say he wont go and cheat again? And they were together for 3 years, how long was he cheating? And it took 3 years for him to fall in love? It's fishy and you shouldn't stay with him.
janise 2
Uh maybe because he was cheating for God knows how long. BTW I sure hope your post was sarcasm and you weren't being serious. This was in response to Cracker's comment
neonokku 0
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he could have been using the other woman for sex, or only dated a week, or maybe you dont like him having woman for friends or maybe you hate his mom
OLOtheDemigodess 0
after three years and cheating on her, he 'thinks he' starting to fall in love with her' I don't call that 'he's in love with you' He doesn't even know for sure, he only 'thinks' that all in all, it is an FML, no 'good news' whatsoever
Thanitos 0
Stay with him, and completely cut off sex... the relationship will eventually end and he suffers more that way.
awsomechick212 0
at least u no he loves u :)
RachelTheLoser 0
agreed with 63. (:
terranada 3
ohhh snap
pedosmurf 7
Fake and gay give him another chance
jelrid 30
"Or maybe you hate his mom". Wow. Where did THAT come from?
bloodsis16 0
Wow. Just Wow.
Twinklestar 0
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At least he's falling in love with you? FYL, but at least that means he's probably not going to cheat on you in the future if he feels like that.
allmidnighteyes 11
No, that only means that he's gonna cheat on her, and mistakenly send a text to Shaniqua one day that says, "I don't think we can see each other anymore, the nights were great, but I think I'm falling in love with Shaniqua".
chatabox 0
At least he's falling in love with you? ... Hasn't he had THREE years to do that already???
FLirt 0
lol that made me rofl for the first time in 4eva!
Butters23 0
agreed
allisha 7
xD take it as a compliment I suppose? then again..it depends on how you think of it.
saviisneat 0
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Personally, I think that's a good thing. He might have been sneaky, but now he wants to be exclusive and committed to you. When I was first dating my boyfriend, we were not exclusive and were allowed to see other people. A few months later he said he didn't want to see anyone else and that he loved me and wanted to be with only me. Now he lives with me a year and a half later. Things just work out like that. I say give him a chance.
Shadic 0
They were dating for three years before this. I'm going to give the poster the benefit of the doubt and say they were supposed to have been exclusive through most of that. Thus, he was cheating on her. And he's a dick.
BritSkits 22
Actually I read this as he was cheating on someone else with her.
derpina72 23
It's sweet and all that he's falling in love with her, but I don't think they had an agreement to see other people during those three years like you and your SO did.
allmidnighteyes 11
"I don't think we can see each other anymore, the nights were great, but I think I'm falling in love with *insert-name-here*"
pikantna777 0
On the bright side, at least he chose you... But yeah, he's an ass. Tell him if he's so "in love" he should at least care enough to send the text to the right person...and that the feeling's definitely NOT mutual.
24788 7
Tracking devices work wonders on men. Just remember not to put them in too many squirrels though.
f_alltheirlives 3
Or a mallard....
xpringox 0
FYL indeed
Ninjaface 0
You should dump him for not knowing that "each other" is two words. Sure, his being able to break off his affair because he realizes that it's you he really needs is commendable and all, but do you REALLY want to spend the rest of your life with a man of questionable grammar?
123sploosh 0
i think i am in love with you
janise 2
How is breaking up with your mistress commendable?
Psygod 2
I think that's called sarcasm. Now, on topic... 3 years??? and only now he thinks he's in love with you? **** that, **** him.
shadospirit 0
I always thought eachother was one word not each other lol