Anonymous
Cork, Ireland 🌶️ Spicy
Today, as a romantic gesture, my boyfriend gifted me an origami vagina. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
ailat0107
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, two of my girlfriends and I went to a bar. The only action any of us got was a 50 year-old man who came up and handed us, "An origami vagina for the pretty ladies." FML
AllergicToRosesAndSingle
Today, I surprised my girlfriend with origami roses, as I am highly allergic to real ones. Her response? To scream at me and slam the door in my face. FML
Anonymous
Rock Island, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Recognize this?
Today, I sent my boyfriend a picture of my vagina. He replied, "What's that?" FML
Anonymous
Rockford, United States
Intricate design
Today, my boyfriend proposed. He gave me a really unique ring that I absolutely loved… at first. When I showed it off to my friends, one of them laughed so hard that she started crying, and said it looks just like a vagina. She's right, and now I can't unsee it. FML
Anonymous
Aston, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend told me that my vagina looks like Yoda. FML
juliette
Tucson, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I surprised my boyfriend with a bag containing condoms and sexy lingerie. He looks into it and says, "I hope you kept the receipt." FML
Anonymous
Corner Brook, Canada
Today, my boyfriend gave me lingerie from Victoria's Secret. He then added that his mother picked it out. FML
stopinthenameoflove
Dublin, Ireland
Today, my girlfriend thought it'd be witty to buy a miniature stop sign, and hold it up when she gets bored during sex. FML
reallyman__639
United States
Today, it's my birthday. My boyfriend took me to dinner and near the end, he pulled out a long, rectangular box. Thinking it was a necklace, I got very excited. It was a wand. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was explaining the inner parts of a vagina and how they work. To my boyfriend. FML
Top comments
eeppiicc 8
That's impressive paper folding
mylifesucks_fml 1
You should gift him an origami penis and tell him to shove it
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eeppiicc 8
That's impressive paper folding
evilplatypus 39
I agree. That's pretty awesome.
derkster 6
He must of used the origami app.
TarieBoo 2
that takes skill. even with instructions i sometimes screw it up
wallandpiece 16
53 - Are you talking about English?
MindFreakazoid 10
Both impressive and hilarious, I don't see why op's complaining, that just awesome X3
opendoorclosed 8
That's true love.
anoellem 1
Maybe he thought you were into that kinda thing?
truth_spitta 0
Ha, as a gift in return, make an origami penis and give it to him and say "now you can act out what isn't happening."
ALpein 0
Wonder what else he can do with those fingers.
hayleywithawhy 5
I wanna know what a origami ****** looks like.. o.O
missamazinggg 12
At least is wasn't a fleshlight.
sirsquab 12
Or was it Maybe it's like a fleshlight that gives paper cuts o.O
BeachBoi_Alex 7
Your ****** must be pretty bad if he gets better pleasure from a paper one.
kyarush 10
How creative
syck_fml 3
Did he get the smell right too
AKGirlinSD 20
161, your comment reminds me of the movie Easy A, when Emma Stone and the gay guy pretend to have sex. He announces that it smells funny. Side note, I really want to see what this paper ****** looks like!
mylifesucks_fml 1
You should gift him an origami penis and tell him to shove it
vanessaizawesome 8
Haha but that's an odd gift but..... At least he tried making a gesture
mylifesucks_fml 1
I don't see how a paper ****** is a romantic gift given to a girl... At least if it was given to a guy it could've implied something.
ferrousWheel 6
and if she's feeling particularly angry, she could attach a note to the origami penis. It would read: "Always appreciate the little things, dear."
ImaginaryFoe 1
Literally, #2? I wonder if rule 34 covers origami ****.
mylifesucks_fml 1
Yeah literally so it will give him a paper cut and he might bleed to death -___- (if only you could hear my voice full of sarcasm right now)
maebelline12 12
it's a shame paper falls apart when it gets wet...
mylifesucks_fml 1
It's a shame you really made a comment like that while your profile pic has your face in it. And while your bra is obviously sticking out among all the cleavage. Must've been an "accident" that you "didn't notice"
Dadothy 8
You should have gifted him an origami purity ring
nadnerbz 6
I wonder how he did that, that sounds pretty impressive
YourAFailmod 4
That's the best profile picture ever in the history of profile pics
zachherbert 10
That was the most pointless comment in the history of comments.
YourAFailmod 4
Damn shows how many Yankee fans are on this site.
BlackRuse1 5
No, we just don't see the point of commenting something completely irrelevant to the original FML.
llamalpaca382 13
Also, 79, you used the wrong "you're" in your username.
Sinamoi 18
Wow. I can't even make a crane without hurting myself.
Javalounge 0
Maybe the boyfriend got some papercuts on his....uh....
maxisis_fml 6
Says the guy with the ninja pic
YourAFailmod 4
I wonder how you even fold it to look like it???
_Oblivion_ 12
Some people use instructions for origami
MindFreakazoid 10
103 - And yet you have to wonder who would make those instructions
Daftendirekt1 0
Well the Japanese are mysteriously good at that... No one knows their ways...
ugwmii 0
quite the artist
perdix 31
Was it new or had he tested it? What's wrong with the roast beef one you already possess?
mariah_victoria 0
LOL
hockeyoceancity 13
Obviously it was used! What kind of creator did not test his creation? Also there is nothing wrong with her "roast beef" one she has he just wanted to poke around!
alexup24 13
15- hella deep
AKGirlinSD 20
Adding to 9's comment, her real ****** naturally gets wet. I don't see paper being able to do that.
RachelBerry_fml 5
How does one make an origami ******?
flipfloperson 5
Very carefully
EMTchic 14
like a boss
xactownife 7
With paper
notjustanybody20 9
men have very different idea about romantic stuff than women. thats actually quite funny :D
dressedskeleton 10
"An origami ******? Aww you shouldn't have!!"
coleboman 1
Your hair is quite funny
sharod101 5
I wouldn't generalize it to that extent though.