Today, my brother flicked a huge bug onto my foot, making me freak out and fall into my outdoors pool. The water was so cold that I started hyperventilating. My brother left to "get help". I finally managed to get out, and found him watching TV. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my friend and I decided to go skinny-dipping in her pool just after we'd finished watching a scary movie. While we were in the pool, I heard something move in the bushes so I freaked out and ran onto the deck, slipping and falling flat on my back. Her dad saw the whole thing. FML
Today, I rushed home after my mom called saying our upstairs had flooded. Apparently, my little brother somehow broke the toilet while unsupervised and water overflowed everywhere. It even reached my closet, shoes, and books, and everything touching my floor in my room is now wet. FML
Today, my brother accidentally hit me in the throat. After I stopped coughing, choking, and feeling like I was going to die, he came back into my room, quietly said "I know your weakness," and left. FML
Today, while I was showering, my brother thought it would be funny to burst through the door pretending he was a burglar. Panicked, I went to grab the soap bar as a weapon, slipped, fell, and hit my head on the faucet. FML
Today, for the second time in my life, I fell and got stuck between my wall and my bed wrapped in a blanket, mad. Instead of helping me, my brother just took videos. FML
Today, I had a bath in the bathroom we are currently renovating. There's a big hole in the middle of the floor. When I got out of the bath, I swung one leg across the gap to get a towel from the rack. I drew back my leg and looked down to see my brother's hot friend staring up at me in horror. FML
Today, I was in the toilet when somebody started banging on the door loudly. I panicked and immediately cleaned my self and opened the door. As I opened the door, my brother vomited all over me. FML
Today, a fly landed on my face. Before I could even react, my brother "helpfully" punched it hard enough to both kill the fly and knock me out. FML
Today, I had to take my little brother to the pool. He acted like a brat the whole time, and when I told him we were leaving, he ran away, slipped, and hit his face on the tile floor. He told my dad and step-mom I punched him. They believed him, and I'm grounded for two months. FML
Today, I went to a river near my house. They have several swing ropes that you grab and then jump into the river. As I was about to let go of the rope, my leg got tangled and I was held underwater. My mom watched and laughed for a while before she came to help me. FML
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Top comments
perdix 31
He was looking for the infomercial on how to save drowning people, but got distracted by the Shake Weight one.
illmatic2 16
Wow, that's a really COLD thing to do. But don't let it bug you to much.
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Comments (108)
perdix 31
He was looking for the infomercial on how to save drowning people, but got distracted by the Shake Weight one.
missmurderx 8
Duh. Some people are just so ungrateful.
doglover100 29
I'd yell and hit him for leaving me in there.
Epilepsy_fml 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
YDI for being a pussy
btnhdude 0
lol I sea wut u did tats funny hi grammer natzis!!!!! how r u doing?
The1gamer 14
Said the Guy with a pussy as profile pic :P
bennyboy111 7
it's a chick their allowed 2 b scared of that stuff
btnhdude 0
scared of wut stuff
DuckfaceSoccerpu 0
dood it's cold ass water in November, she could have gotten hypothermia (sp?).
ZaraMarieSwag 0
Ummmm, do you know how cold it is in June in Australia?
RachelBerry_fml 5
kick his stupid ass
starberries 0
Right. She was so afraid of a bug that she fell into a pool and couldn't get her stupid self out, and you think she's capable of kicking someone's ass?
WarByrd 0
lol yes! i am picturing an inflatable bitch trying to wiggle out of a pool filled with crickets to swing at her brother just to end up back in the pool with passionate anger tears from her epic fails.
theset3 0
dayam! message me!
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Cool story bro.
fakeaccountX 6
Take him outside and drown him.
Judus_beej 0
must have been 'friends' why did they have to cancel it. Why? WHY?
Schizomaniac 24
Because that show sucked.
hudson155 0
no it kinda didnt
illmatic2 16
Wow, that's a really COLD thing to do. But don't let it bug you to much.
RachelBerry_fml 5
xD
perlie559 0
LMAO cheesy!! ;))
x_HELLo_tHERE_x 0
Bravo!
tommygun93 2
laaaaame -.-
artmastr 0
Oooh!!! Nice one man!
funzcpl 0
you big sissy.
sweet_candy_ 17
My sister would do something like that.
tweetbaby14 18
no not poor her. doesn't she know that he was getting lassie? ungrateful...