Today, I put my boyfriend's t-shirt on and took sexy pictures with nothing else but panties. I then sent him the pictures. His reply was, "Can you wash that when you're done?" FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I sent my boyfriend a naughty pic. I then asked him if there was anything else he wanted before I got dressed. His reply? "No it's fine." FML
Today, I took a bath and dressed in a skimpy lingerie. I sat on the couch for an hour and a half before giving up and putting on my boyfriend's old t shirt. It was then that he decided to comment. On the t shirt I was wearing. FML
Today, I sent a scantily clad pic to my boyfriend, to which he responded "Nice, but please clean your room". FML
Today, per my boyfriend's request, I bought some lingerie. He got so excited when he saw me, he ripped it off me right away. After we were done he used it to clean up. I essentially bought a $40 cum rag. FML
Today, I wore my boyfriend's favorite shirt to surprise him and show him how sexy I look. He made me take it off and pay the bill for dry cleaner. FML
Today, I was feeling a little racy and decided to send my boyfriend some naked pictures of myself. He responded, "That's OK, but does your face have to be in them?" FML
Today, I finally felt ready for intimacy with my boyfriend, and I sent him a sexy picture of myself topless. He texted back, "Ewwwww." FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a picture. In the mirror I could see a bra and thong sitting on his bed. They weren't mine. FML
Today, I tried to send my boyfriend a sexy picture. I took a close up picture of my face, and, trying to be sexy, had my naked body reflected on a mirror in the background. First thing he replied was, "Who the hell is that guy in the background?" FML
Today, I was sending my boyfriend dirty texts to try and turn him on so when I see him the next day he will want to get intimate. Twenty minutes later he texts back, "ew stop." FML
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EMTPirate 0
Next time go nude, nothing to wash
yuri63f6 7
Sub-zero cold..,
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yuri63f6 7
Sub-zero cold..,
enonymous 9
Pretty sure it will be set to warm/warm with a little bit of Downey in it.
ThisIsMyReign 4
And then after, fabric softener in the dryer for supreme comfort.
skullcandifiedDJ 5
Guess he doesn't like dirty pictures...
KiddNYC1O 22
Scorpion ninja.
absolutegrrr 7
66 worst comment
CryMoreFMLs 15
105 - I've seen worse, but that doesn't mean yours is any better then his for that matter... Or mine, since I'm technically reprimanding you.
123amanda123 14
maybe it was too dirty for him
Mojones 1
That is because you are a dirty girl;)
juicedboi 7
At least he's hygienic right?
tellithowitis 13
No, left.
Burrito_Time 5
What retards!!
melchibr_fml 0
If you find it disgusting when your girlfriend wears your shirt, maybe you shouldn't be together..
JFAW 6
Hey, he's trying to get two birds with one stone!...
datguyuno 5
^he only did that because he knows she's dirty for sending those pictures
lololog 0
It's was probley dirty in the first place.
ShroomsOnAcid 17
He's just trying to warn you about what he's done with it, OP. If I were you, I'd take it off immediately and throw it in a fire.
BeaterOfTheDrums 15
But that's my favorite shirt!!
EvilTwerp 12
Kill it with fire!
EMTPirate 0
Next time go nude, nothing to wash
slick5880 22
Less is more!
BeaterOfTheDrums 15
Charmin.
flockz 20
except when referring to dick size.
Wheredidgrungego 12
45 - it's not the length of the train that matters, but how much of the tunnel it fills!!
flockz 20
but if the tunnel can't feel your tiny caboose, then there is something wrong. and that's when the conductor wonders if it's his train, or the massive cave that's been plowed by other, more masculine trains is the issue. and if the cave is small and draped with cobwebs and the cave still can't feel you, then boy you're shit outta luck.
AnagenisisZagus 13
But wouldn't the train's length determine how much of the tunnel it fills up.... Ohhhhhhh. We're not talking about trains, are we?
iBiteRoses 22
This extended metaphor was really funny and a little confusing.
biasedshooter 24
If i was an english teacher i would say your train analogy implies that life keeps going and that the reason its a tunnel is so that you can move on until you stop at the last station("the one"), then fail my entire class.
zakkyzebra 11
And the tunnel's end is her.... Oh God...
taytaylal 11
Don't show your face!
teamjacob21 0
And you would deserve to fail
EGRelapse 6
He would say "Take a shower please" :)
CudIEpie 0
All this talk about trains is making me wanna go for a train ride
ShakiraShakira 7
48 win!
epicwaffles 7
It could have been worse, he could have told you to make a sandwich.
SuperBritty23 7
or some epic waffles.
BeaterOfTheDrums 15
Blue waffles? No with food coloring in the batter.
DrJesse 10
She should've already have had a sandwich made.
epicwaffles 7
Don't ever, compare my name, with blue waffles. If you ever do this again, i'll know, and next time, i will eat, YOUR ******* LIMBS!
ontariowarrior 3
^ Calm own man.
HateLife66 0
Lol 'epic blue waffles' is ur new name
epicwaffles 7
#151, it was a reference to a youtube video and to the guy above me, there is no way blue waffles can be epic, sorry for crushing your hopes and dreams):
Sudnifisent 5
#165 the arrow in the knee one? XD
epicwaffles 7
Oh hell yea xD
ant1078 7
If he didn't appreciate the pictures, I would :D ps I am not a creeper
ShroomsOnAcid 17
Are you sure?
epicwaffles 7
Seems legit
ant1078 7
Pfft yes I'm sure...want some candy?!? ????
Burrito_Time 5
Yeah sounds like not a creeper to me. (sarcasm)
The_Troller 14
Do you have snickers?
ant1078 7
Uhmmm hold on lemme check my van!
LaughinStock 16
Almond Joy for me #27 and you got me :P
djohnson0891 0
I think any time you have to say your not a kreeper normally means you are lol
The_Troller 14
Dark chocolate please, if you have any.
boydeee01 7
#6, Good, because I hate when creepers sneak up on me and blow up my house in Minecraft. :)
bigmackin35 0
Ill buy it sounds like u put some effort into it and they probably look rather good
flockz 20
i'll trade my chastity belt for some m&m's please.
raywhite 5
You have any Popsicles?!
HateLife66 0
Hey 65 , can I have some of that chocolate in those hands, considering you're offering it to everyone.
xfyre 11
i would thumb you up, but you're already at 69 and i don't wanna be the asshole to ruin that. and i totally agree, i'd take a woman who was up for sending me some naughty pics.
EGRelapse 6
Omfg yesssss XD
1crabbygirl 10
Headed for a break-up. If not, u should be.
emilyjgraham 34
hey, you know, if everyone had that attitude there wouldn't be any couples left. plus, some people never know how to react to something like that so they make a joke. god help your future boyfriends if they have a sense of humor and say something mean for a joke
archenemybtch 0
I'd think the same. If he's not excited about her pictures, there's definitely a problem.
flockz 20
or consider this. maybe he loves her personality and not strictly her looks. isn't that shocking?!?
HannahWho 8
If it wasn't a joke.... then there IS a problem in the relationship. You should want your SO to be happy. Op tried to do something nice for her BF, by sending him sexual pictures. That shows a willing participant in the sexual side of their relationship, which is healthy to want your SO to find you attractive and sexually appealing. The fact the boyfriend did not do anything to encourage her to continue being open with him means that there is a problem in some aspect of the relationship. Even saying, "I don't think sending me sexual pictures is approrpriate" would have been better because it meant there was some sort of conversation going on. Not just knocking her down a peg by making her feel ugly and dismissing her attempts at sexual advancing of the relationship.
lulu_gurrl 5
longest comment ever
CRC_101 31
You must not be on FML much lol. There are much longer comments!
emilyjgraham 34
94, I understand where you're coming from but as many people say on every fml, we don't know the story. her boyfriend could be a joker, she might have known he was joking, like I said previously he may not know how to respond so a nervous reaction kicks in. just because op has posted this doesn't mean they aren't in love or don't have good times, doesn't even mean he makes a joke every time she sends a picture. I send my boyfriend photos often and he'll make a joke about one or two and I'll laugh it off cus I know he does appreciate them and that he does find attractive.
Razzle_Dazzle_5 11
Maybe he didn't want to smell like perfume.
ABrokenHeart 11
Yea, Don't Spray Perfume (Referring To The Teen Top Song About Cheating)
Razzle_Dazzle_5 11
121 The teen top song About cheating.......?
ABrokenHeart 11
#191 Yea, Teen Top, Its A Band, They Have A Song Called " Don't Stray Perfume" & Its About Cheating On a Girl, Google It.
desireev 18
He was only reacting the same way you would if he wore one of your T-shirts and panties while trying to look sexy! :)
lolololer 8
that just made me picture OP's boyfriend sending her a picture of him in her thong :O
KeyboardWarrior 10
It was supposed to.
ThatGuyRory 9
Nothing wrong with some good ol' fashioned cross dressing.
perdix 31
He doesn't want his wife to smell your scent.