Today, I put my boyfriend's t-shirt on and took sexy pictures with nothing else but panties. I then sent him the pictures. His reply was, "Can you wash that when you're done?" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I sent my boyfriend a naughty pic. I then asked him if there was anything else he wanted before I got dressed. His reply? "No it's fine." FML
Today, I took a bath and dressed in a skimpy lingerie. I sat on the couch for an hour and a half before giving up and putting on my boyfriend's old t shirt. It was then that he decided to comment. On the t shirt I was wearing. FML
Today, I sent a scantily clad pic to my boyfriend, to which he responded "Nice, but please clean your room". FML
Today, per my boyfriend's request, I bought some lingerie. He got so excited when he saw me, he ripped it off me right away. After we were done he used it to clean up. I essentially bought a $40 cum rag. FML
Today, I wore my boyfriend's favorite shirt to surprise him and show him how sexy I look. He made me take it off and pay the bill for dry cleaner. FML
Today, I was feeling a little racy and decided to send my boyfriend some naked pictures of myself. He responded, "That's OK, but does your face have to be in them?" FML
Today, I finally felt ready for intimacy with my boyfriend, and I sent him a sexy picture of myself topless. He texted back, "Ewwwww." FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a picture. In the mirror I could see a bra and thong sitting on his bed. They weren't mine. FML
Today, I tried to send my boyfriend a sexy picture. I took a close up picture of my face, and, trying to be sexy, had my naked body reflected on a mirror in the background. First thing he replied was, "Who the hell is that guy in the background?" FML
Today, I was sending my boyfriend dirty texts to try and turn him on so when I see him the next day he will want to get intimate. Twenty minutes later he texts back, "ew stop." FML
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EMTPirate 0
Next time go nude, nothing to wash
yuri63f6 7
Sub-zero cold..,
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Comments (217)
Clamcreepy 7
He must really know how to set the mood in bed. (sarcasm)
absolutegrrr 7
I hate it when people put (sarcasm) in brackets.
Awsumuzzie 12
Ok... Weird statement... Considering how 14 didn't use brackets...
elephantom12 9
I'm willing to bet my life that 14 did indeed use brackets.
Awsumuzzie 12
Sure? What do brackets look like?
Rhysviri 10
106 - He used parentheses. ;)
nublets 12
Looks like 142 is dead, we will mourn. Over a plate of cookies
cja101 8
I have never heard of parentheses. What do brackets look like then? I'm seriously confused now :-S
RedPillSucks 33
[ ] - brackets (sometimes called 'braces') { } - curly brackets ( ) - parenthesis
cja101 8
Thankyou maybe I should go back and do my English again :-(
Pelreskovich 11
Find someone who appreciates you doing things like that without having to ask.. Lucky guy being a typical jerk.
xylanthrax 18
i once took some sexy pics for my girlfriend, she just replied with "i like you better with clothes on."
Burrito_Time 5
Dirty ****!!!!
BeaterOfTheDrums 15
I read that with music from "dirty bit".
Jewlz1162 5
Lmao
The_Troller 14
Ouch, buzzkilled.
ninjuh_wingman 29
Yea cuz every guy thinks about washing clothes when they see pics like that.
Babyseal420 7
I know I do. When I'm watching **** and she gets down to her underwear, I usually say something along the lines of "damn, those panties need to be washed."
silvergaze 1
Is that sexual or just literal? Lol I never wear dirty panties. Idk what kind of girls you're ******.
Awsumuzzie 12
Yeah, well all of mine are dirty. They are mostly all so tiny and flirty.
BarDownDaily 12
Pics or it didn't happen.
brknankls 5
Hahaha
Ozuru 11
Well, it is flu season...
AllSoul 23
Now that is what you call dirty talk.
efro4472 1
Should have more thumbs up
jjmiddaugh 0
U can send me pics!