Today, I came back from a week long class trip. My mother took it upon herself to replace my bed sheets and clean my room. Apparently, she found a note under my mattress from my ex-boyfriend. It said "For all you future dudes, Connor was here first!" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I came home to find that my mother had cleaned my room, and she'd done a very good job, too. So good in fact, that she even managed to remove all of the furniture, replacing it with a note that said, "It's time to go, sweetie XO". FML
Today, I fell asleep at my boyfriend’s house and missed my curfew. It’s almost 4 a.m. Scrambling, I arrived home to find the locks changed. On the door knob was a note: “Go live with your boyfriend, you slut. See if he cooks and cleans up after you. I’ll help you move out your stuff in the morning. - Mom” FML
Today, my mother showed up to pick something up from my house. I was sleeping and before I knew it she was in my bedroom, jumping on my bed, saying hi to my ex-girlfriend who she thought was with me. It wasn't my ex, and I doubt that girl will ever want to hang out again after that awkward morning. FML
Today, I discovered that the reason my mom hasn't been noticing the extra cleaning I've done lately is because her boyfriend took credit when she asked about it; and was rewarded for it in bed. I helped him get with my mom. FML
Today, I came back to my boyfriend's house where I've been staying to find all my things thrown outside, ruined, including my entire CD collection, textbooks and clothes cut up. All because I had left my phone there and had got a text from a guy saying, "Hi, how have you been?" FML
Today, my mom cleaned my room, while doing so she found a very detailed sex book I got from an ex boyfriend as a "gift". For years I had her convinced I was still a virgin, until today. FML
Today, I sent my girlfriend a nice "Good morning" text after I woke up. Then I found a paper note stuck to my bedroom door, in which she broke up with me. FML
Today, my parents dropped by my new house, and my mother offered to tidy up for me while I was out. After they left, I noticed that her "tidying up" included throwing out all the pictures of my girlfriend and replacing them with pictures of herself. FML
Today, I found out my roommate has been using my bed for months because he didn't want his sheets to "smell like gay sex" when his mom washed them. FML
Today, I found a condom on my bed with a note written by my girlfriend that said, "Since you started acting like a dick, you might as well dress like one." FML
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wrigglezeus 0
legend lol
Blur009er 0
territory claimed
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Comments (170)
wrigglezeus 0
legend lol
BABiiRAWr 0
OP is owned
Peacemaker9 7
lmao at #1 but hell mr Connor there marked his territory the old fashion way marking the bitch
Darraghscoot 0
respect for conor haha
iAmPaul 49
lol nice one Connor
ashlynn610 12
I lol'd
ashlynn610 12
21 you're pic is sexxyyy!!! lmao(:
mirkatsboss 0
haha I'm gay
Blazingcrono 6
Lol total badass by Connor. This isn't a FML btw, there's no mention of naughtiness.
RachelTheLoser 0
hahahahahaha!!!!! xD this fml is hilarious..
selan_fml 0
WIN
Wet_Queef 0
GG.
lmfao1643 3
You have no other options.... kill them bith and make more twins.
Gerblat 0
37, wrong FML FTL
Erkxx3S 0
my neighbors name is Connor oh my
robdoggstge 0
hahahaha that's awsomely funny:D
ButterflyBaby 0
50 ur kinda hot..
ButterflyBaby 0
50 ur kinda hot...
BABiiRAWr 0
maybe I should do this to my girlfriend "To all you future chicks, Rose was here first" haha eat your heart out girls and guys
ihailcommunism2 0
&60 i love you o.O
Tweak24 0
lol this is full of win. connor needs a high five
BABiiRAWr 0
63- I love you too <33
sugarbabyxoxo 2
Connor FTW lol
Someone_somewere 7
hahahaha my name is Connor spelled the same way too :P
ReyEr9412 0
Connor should have just branded the op with a big C
cstetchman 0
Legendary is the perfect word lol!! but I agree! change your sheets more often !!
PiiScHkE 0
Youre gonna see this in the next history book
comatoast 0
Connor rocks!
gorbeast 0
omg wat a legend
Maplez5500 0
where'd my post go?! grr I hate when this happens but I do get past anti flood though
WildTiger66 0
I'm pretty sure he coukdve gone with his animal iinstints and just pissed on her. doggy style
smellyoldlady 0
haha #11 is hott lol
iZacy 0
his legend still holds strong!
louisstephen 8
that is just EPIC!!
cearalaken 0
connor is ****** awesome!!
littlemissxtc 0
Connor pwns!
sophiem4861 0
I can see a new fml here... today, my daughter came home from a week long class trip. I decided to clean her room and found a note under her matress saying "for all you future dudes, Connor was here first!" FML :) that Connors got skills :) x
hollisterrchic94 0
for real!!! hahah nice one dude, even though i'm a chick i think that way of "marking his territory" is pretty freakin hillarius. that sounds like something my boyfriend would do. lol and i'd let him
Thabb 0
I actually lol'd at this in real life, not just saying it's funny.
Gfrigo 1
total ownage
michalch98 4
well obviusly we have a rapist here....
sk8rchick97 0
total WIN
jossiegregg 5
HAHA!
cocopuff96 0
I JUST ROFL'd
Krista19 1
Legendary!
shatz_fml 0
legend wait for it .... dary!
cabbitt 0
Change your sheets more often. Sheesh.
PaperCaper 11
who says Connor datedher a long time ago?
sukatlife 0
and they broke up whyyyyyy
Devanthegreat 0
ahaha funny
Sadlittlekid 0
hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahaha Suck a fat one ya hoe.
Blur009er 0
territory claimed
michie56 0
wordd!! I wonder what his mom was thinking lmfaoo
hnz 13
haha means you are a virgin?
Cinn_fml 23
No, Connor sorted that out for the OP :P Also, @OP, that isn't really an FML unless your mum is really uptight about staying a virgin. In which case FYL. However Connor sounds like a bit of a legend there.
shadow33456 1
I'm number 7
cooluc 0
that corresponds with your number of brain cells. q
dels13 0
hahaha ^ win
MichieBabiie 0
lmao 49
ADOG2645 17
Same number as your amount of dislikes
DarkAngelChelle 0
Man that would suck. I'm sorry :(
erikmarkus 0
In soviet Russia, virginity loses YOU!
nrose1000 0
lol nice. in soviet Russia, Connor pwns U
Starfire22 5
roflmfao! That is awsome!
makingyouhappy33 3
i am sorry but that is hilarious! roflmao
PsychoMerk 0
bwahaha!!! c xD I should do that to my bf :p
s5n1el 0
hahahahahahaha do it!