Today, I put my boyfriend's t-shirt on and took sexy pictures with nothing else but panties. I then sent him the pictures. His reply was, "Can you wash that when you're done?" FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I sent my boyfriend a naughty pic. I then asked him if there was anything else he wanted before I got dressed. His reply? "No it's fine." FML
Today, I took a bath and dressed in a skimpy lingerie. I sat on the couch for an hour and a half before giving up and putting on my boyfriend's old t shirt. It was then that he decided to comment. On the t shirt I was wearing. FML
Today, I sent a scantily clad pic to my boyfriend, to which he responded "Nice, but please clean your room". FML
Today, per my boyfriend's request, I bought some lingerie. He got so excited when he saw me, he ripped it off me right away. After we were done he used it to clean up. I essentially bought a $40 cum rag. FML
Today, I wore my boyfriend's favorite shirt to surprise him and show him how sexy I look. He made me take it off and pay the bill for dry cleaner. FML
Today, I was feeling a little racy and decided to send my boyfriend some naked pictures of myself. He responded, "That's OK, but does your face have to be in them?" FML
Today, I finally felt ready for intimacy with my boyfriend, and I sent him a sexy picture of myself topless. He texted back, "Ewwwww." FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a picture. In the mirror I could see a bra and thong sitting on his bed. They weren't mine. FML
Today, I tried to send my boyfriend a sexy picture. I took a close up picture of my face, and, trying to be sexy, had my naked body reflected on a mirror in the background. First thing he replied was, "Who the hell is that guy in the background?" FML
Today, I was sending my boyfriend dirty texts to try and turn him on so when I see him the next day he will want to get intimate. Twenty minutes later he texts back, "ew stop." FML
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EMTPirate 0
Next time go nude, nothing to wash
yuri63f6 7
Sub-zero cold..,
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Comments (217)
Coffeebang 17
Don't wash it be a rebel
skroal 7
Maybe it was already dirty and OP's boyfriend just wanted it washed. Seeing her in it maybe just reminded him to ask her.
lucyinthesky420 10
Or maybe the pictures just weren't that sexy... But that could never be the case ;)
CRC_101 31
Note: Angled photos taken of myself by holding my camera phone up to a mirror does not count as sexy. This would require visible boobies to pass.
Bigboned38 0
Don't send him anymore sexy pictures!
Petey_Piie 1
OP must have used the duck face.
EduJav321 24
Were you rolling in the mud?
blackeducator 0
Lol. Didn't want his real girlfriend to find out lol lol
musicluvr2000 11
1 for personal hygiene
pointofthesun 1
Ydi if you are ugly. After all that's what my response would be if I was getting set to get rid of "baggage".