Today, I put my boyfriend's t-shirt on and took sexy pictures with nothing else but panties. I then sent him the pictures. His reply was, "Can you wash that when you're done?" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I sent my boyfriend a naughty pic. I then asked him if there was anything else he wanted before I got dressed. His reply? "No it's fine." FML
Today, I took a bath and dressed in a skimpy lingerie. I sat on the couch for an hour and a half before giving up and putting on my boyfriend's old t shirt. It was then that he decided to comment. On the t shirt I was wearing. FML
Today, I sent a scantily clad pic to my boyfriend, to which he responded "Nice, but please clean your room". FML
Today, per my boyfriend's request, I bought some lingerie. He got so excited when he saw me, he ripped it off me right away. After we were done he used it to clean up. I essentially bought a $40 cum rag. FML
Today, I wore my boyfriend's favorite shirt to surprise him and show him how sexy I look. He made me take it off and pay the bill for dry cleaner. FML
Today, I was feeling a little racy and decided to send my boyfriend some naked pictures of myself. He responded, "That's OK, but does your face have to be in them?" FML
Today, I finally felt ready for intimacy with my boyfriend, and I sent him a sexy picture of myself topless. He texted back, "Ewwwww." FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a picture. In the mirror I could see a bra and thong sitting on his bed. They weren't mine. FML
Today, I tried to send my boyfriend a sexy picture. I took a close up picture of my face, and, trying to be sexy, had my naked body reflected on a mirror in the background. First thing he replied was, "Who the hell is that guy in the background?" FML
Today, I was sending my boyfriend dirty texts to try and turn him on so when I see him the next day he will want to get intimate. Twenty minutes later he texts back, "ew stop." FML
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EMTPirate 0
Next time go nude, nothing to wash
yuri63f6 7
Sub-zero cold..,
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Comments (217)
pagullarka 9
Can we see the picture
iloveweed69 7
dissed
Firenze90 0
Women are hypocrites. It's fine for them to borrow my t-shirt or my boxers, but when I put on their bra and panties, all of a sudden it becomes "an issue".
white_boi88 3
Haha..too funny!
sarii 7
Hahaha :D
Sumo69 9
I would have to see the pic's to have a real comment sorry
wes04ram1500 6
pics please?
waitwhatsgoingon 18
Are you a 40 year old Pedo? Based on your profile it kinda looks it.
SaMmIMonster96 6
Really??
Dcm210 19
what an arse.
harbqll 0
If pictures of you only made him think of laundry, you must be fuuug-ly!
HannahWho 8
I love coming on here to see the emotionally enlightened masses of people who think of the better side of humanity. Keep up the good work sir, you are a soldier of goodness.
silvergaze 1
There are some douches out there. I got dissed by my ex bf once. And I'm not ugly.
HannahWho 8
I don't get it. If the comments on here are to be believed, Op could be a fish head with legs and a ****** and they would be happy with her sexy pictures. That said, just because one person finds a girl unnattractive does not mean the rest of the world does. There is more to life than being pretty and sexual but accusing some girl of being ugly to the point of making her boyfriend disgusted to have her touch his things makes no sense. Why date someone, to the point where they have access to your things (like a shirt), if you think they are fugly and worthless. That makes no sense. So she must not be "fugglyyy" her boyfriend must just have either been distracted or is a douche. Either way, its not Op, its her boyfriend.
FMLGriff 8
time for a new boyfriend...
Sumo69 9
Lol
Sumo69 9
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XGamerChickX 5
He probably said that because, if he's a decent guy, he doesn't want to date a ****. So, he doesn't want you to act like one. YDI.