Today, I wore my boyfriend's favorite shirt to surprise him and show him how sexy I look. He made me take it off and pay the bill for dry cleaner. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, per my boyfriend's request, I bought some lingerie. He got so excited when he saw me, he ripped it off me right away. After we were done he used it to clean up. I essentially bought a $40 cum rag. FML
Today, I decided to pay a suprise visit to my boyfriend's house. I let myself in, walked up to his bedroom and found him dancing around. In the dress I had left the other weekend. FML
Today, I bought a rather unique shirt for my boyfriend, planning to give it to him for Christmas. He showed up wearing the same shirt. This isn't the first time this has happened. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend his shirt and pants did not match and that he should change for dinner. All my belongings are now on the sidewalk. FML
Today, my boyfriend got a job at a trendy clothing store in the mall. Trying to be supportive, I went to visit him and tried something on. I got stuck in the jeans and had to call my boyfriend, who sent the manager to pull the jeans off me. FML
Today, I caught my husband trying on the sexy bra I bought to wear just for him. For shits and giggles, I made him try on my dress too. He looked better in it than I do. FML
Today, I bought an expensive dress because it was me and my boyfriend's one year anniversary, and he was taking me somewhere nice. When he saw me in the dress, he looked at me, laughed and said, "Seriously, what are you wearing?" FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me lingerie from Victoria's Secret. He then added that his mother picked it out. FML
Today, I wanted to try seducing my boyfriend by having nothing but a t-shirt on for when he'd get back from work. He came home, saw me, apologized bashfully for failing to knock first, and went back outside. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me on a surprise date, destination unknown. I dressed up, he had a tux on. We went to McDonalds. FML
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Top comments
Timmip12 9
Isn't him telling you to take it off a good thing?
anonymous198913 26
Maybe you should make sure it's ok to wear his clothes. He might be germophobic. Better luck next time OP.
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Comments (100)
Timmip12 9
Isn't him telling you to take it off a good thing?
iiTzNeeNerz 26
Not if he's gonna be a douche and ask her to pay to have it dry cleaned.
fangirlofthings 21
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
If it happens to be a dry clean only shirt and she put it on without permission he is well within his rights to ask her to pay for any cleaning
ChopSuey444 20
#72 I'm all for independence in a relationship but you can't be an ass when a mistake is made if you want to keep your girlfriend.
anonymous198913 26
Maybe you should make sure it's ok to wear his clothes. He might be germophobic. Better luck next time OP.
tounces7 28
If he's THAT germaphobic, clearly ever having sex is out of the question.
jamjam276 16
Did you like smell bad or not shower before if not then I think you should take a break of him
Arkham_Callabero 15
Over something like that? That's kind of over the top isn't it
kupowrath 11
Well if she breaks up with him for the shirt thing, then the fight would really be 'over the top'.
Enebi 18
Did you happen to reek of fish and corn chips? I'd tell you to take it off too OP.
thatnucca 36
Like you said, his favorite shirt... I'm torn on this one...
WAKingUP91 11
fully agree with you. I barely like people touch my shit that I don't even like. but my favorite?
epicx22 22
But a simple "take it off" would've been nice, what he did seemed a bit extra to me. But, it's his favorite shirt so I can't say much about that. I personally would've handled it differently.
izzie321 27
Am I the only one with a boyfriend that'd be all over me if I waiting naked in his favorite shirt?
topside3 11
I thought that was the idea
photographer49 22
I think the idea was to look sexy not get stuck with the cleaning bill.
squizzlebee 19
Are you dating Sheldon Cooper?
askullnamedbilly 33
Or alternatively Adrian Monk?
tranced_ 45
who's that?
Seabass_Chan 33
Titular character from the crime drama show Monk.
SpyroMello 29
Big Bang theory. Look it up.
DippinGrizzly907 27
Yes yes and yes!!! Number 7 and you too number 11 are my new favorite peoples on the planet :D More so 11... Monk will forever be awesome
rapunzel13 11
Agreed!!! XD
katertott 44
Ah! I was just thinking about Monk yesterday! Loved that show!
Skinyrd 17
Sorry, OP. Sounds like your boyfriend doesn't appreciate some foreplay.
moocowmilk0 19
someone isn't in the mood
SmittyJA24 26
OP: I'd love to see my wife put on one of my shirts (& nothing else!) in this way. That he asks you to pay for the dry cleaning is deplorable.